Mayra
@f0rbidden-d0nut.bsky.social
*she/her* Socially awkward Simpsons and DS9 fan.
Those tactical acrylics are fabulous Chief! 💅
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Those tactical acrylics are fabulous Chief! 💅
10/10 would consume
October 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
10/10 would consume
Had no business listening to “downtown” as a kid. Still love that song
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Had no business listening to “downtown” as a kid. Still love that song
Don’t blame me I voted for kodos
October 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Don’t blame me I voted for kodos
Chief, green hair would neither be historically accurate nor match “the drapes” as the youth once said
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Chief, green hair would neither be historically accurate nor match “the drapes” as the youth once said
Please hit up Seattle!
October 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Please hit up Seattle!
Coast guard just wants “yes men” now 🙄. Lots of senior enlisted dropping letters
October 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Coast guard just wants “yes men” now 🙄. Lots of senior enlisted dropping letters
Where are the tactical heels and fishnets??
October 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Where are the tactical heels and fishnets??
Santa granted him his wish and amputated his legs! It’s a Christmas miracle 🥹🎅🏼
October 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Santa granted him his wish and amputated his legs! It’s a Christmas miracle 🥹🎅🏼
I wasn’t expecting to get hit with a big pizza pie
October 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I wasn’t expecting to get hit with a big pizza pie
ONE JUST HIT MY EYE!!!
October 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
ONE JUST HIT MY EYE!!!
Terrans are currently celebrating the sacred holiday known as the “Denzel Washington Holy Weekend” it occurs on the nights of October 11th-14th. Will you join us cousin??
October 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Terrans are currently celebrating the sacred holiday known as the “Denzel Washington Holy Weekend” it occurs on the nights of October 11th-14th. Will you join us cousin??
Coach I’ve got a bad case of voles foot…:ASSAAGHHHGGHGGBGGHHH how do I make friends so that this doesn’t happen again?
October 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Coach I’ve got a bad case of voles foot…:ASSAAGHHHGGHGGBGGHHH how do I make friends so that this doesn’t happen again?
Chief I donut understand 🤷🏻♀️
September 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Chief I donut understand 🤷🏻♀️
Coach you’re thinking of weed whackers, he needs to lay perfectly still. Lawnmowers vision is based on movement
September 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Coach you’re thinking of weed whackers, he needs to lay perfectly still. Lawnmowers vision is based on movement
They absolutely due. It’s hard but we got this
September 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
They absolutely due. It’s hard but we got this
I can relate. I quit drinking and started going crazy on sweets. I tell myself it’s better to be a big back than big drunk. You can work on a diet later. Do what you need to do to stay sober
September 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I can relate. I quit drinking and started going crazy on sweets. I tell myself it’s better to be a big back than big drunk. You can work on a diet later. Do what you need to do to stay sober
Where’s the fire sauce??! WHERES THE HEART?!
September 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Where’s the fire sauce??! WHERES THE HEART?!
Erm….. I meant…..BACHELORETTE PARTY!! 🎉 🥳💅
September 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Erm….. I meant…..BACHELORETTE PARTY!! 🎉 🥳💅
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIEF 🥳🎂
September 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIEF 🥳🎂