Fredrich Beluga
@f-beluga.bsky.social
Railroad mogul and true heir to the Herzen family fortune (Parody Account)
I'm afraid we've not reached that step in development just yet. For now, you'll have to build your own.
May 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm afraid we've not reached that step in development just yet. For now, you'll have to build your own.
Yes, thanks to its new emotional matrix, it's capable of processing sadness and so many more emotions!
May 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Yes, thanks to its new emotional matrix, it's capable of processing sadness and so many more emotions!
A shame. Nevertheless, we appreciate your patronage.
May 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
A shame. Nevertheless, we appreciate your patronage.
Previous Molentary Express customers will receive an exclusive discount! I trust you are one, correct?
May 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Previous Molentary Express customers will receive an exclusive discount! I trust you are one, correct?
I purchased it some time ago. The best scientists in Britain are working on it right at this very moment to enhance its capabilities.
May 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I purchased it some time ago. The best scientists in Britain are working on it right at this very moment to enhance its capabilities.
You of course remember Dolores, who you stole from me.
March 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You of course remember Dolores, who you stole from me.
You know what you did, Anton. I will say no more.
March 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You know what you did, Anton. I will say no more.
Absolutely. If you saw his antics as a teenager with your own eyes, you would agree.
March 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Absolutely. If you saw his antics as a teenager with your own eyes, you would agree.
Don't call my brother a poof, you imbecile!
March 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Don't call my brother a poof, you imbecile!
Do not encourage him!
March 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Do not encourage him!
WHAT!!! How are you texting on a fridge? This is madness! I can't take away a fridge!
March 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
WHAT!!! How are you texting on a fridge? This is madness! I can't take away a fridge!
Correct! The police asked me to stop all the noise complaints!
March 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Correct! The police asked me to stop all the noise complaints!
Deal with him yourself.
February 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Deal with him yourself.
Nigel! We've all wanted to do this at some point, but you've taken things too far.
February 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Nigel! We've all wanted to do this at some point, but you've taken things too far.
Fredrich Beluga.
February 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Fredrich Beluga.
Samuel, everybody knows this is you, it's not funny.
February 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Samuel, everybody knows this is you, it's not funny.
It shows my strength. I have the might of a beluga whale.
February 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It shows my strength. I have the might of a beluga whale.
Who even are you?
February 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Who even are you?
I won’t let the homosexuals force me out of this site. No homosexual can defeat Fredrich Beluga.
February 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I won’t let the homosexuals force me out of this site. No homosexual can defeat Fredrich Beluga.
I refuse to give that Zuckerberg a single penny! He insulted me at a gala. And I don’t need more minions, I already have enough on the payroll.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I refuse to give that Zuckerberg a single penny! He insulted me at a gala. And I don’t need more minions, I already have enough on the payroll.
COAL!!! SHOVEL IT!!!
February 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
COAL!!! SHOVEL IT!!!