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Ezzalenko you boo-ty 👻🎃
@ezzalenko.bsky.social
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she/ her living on Kaurna land. works in clinical research but all opinions my own. one opinion is that TERFs & SWERFs can get in the bin.
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Spotify confirming I belong here LOL
Screenshot of Spotify wrapped showing that based on my listening to mostly music from the early 2000s my age is 38
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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I just accidentally gave my dog a static shock and I can’t explain to him that it wasn’t on purpose 😭
Dog tax:
A black staffy/ pitbull x mastiff is laying on a bed facing the camera with beautiful brown eyes. He has a patch of white on his chest and a white line up his muzzle.
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Fine I’ll do it myself
Travis head with a severe fade, next to Simpsonised Don Mattingly with shaved sideburns
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Can someone please put this pic next to Travis Head sans helmet please and thank you #Ashes
Don Mattingly in the baseball episode of The Simpsons after he has shaved his nonexistent sideburns.
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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Your last saved pic is your philosophy
A still from the Simpsons of Lisa sitting a desk outside the school dance, with a bored/annoyed look on her face. The text above her reads: Me, once again disappointed by Men, but not surprised.
September 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Don’t.
Screenshot of a headline on ABC News (Australia) that reads: “What to know when using ChatGPT for your cover letters”.
July 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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With pleasure!
Here is my boy, recharging his solar panels
A large black/ brindle staffy (pitbull) dog rests his giant velvet head on the arm of a couch. A gentle sunbeam is illuminating his face and rear end.
July 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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I still have a scar on my hip from where our Dog Moose (aka Malamute) pulled me into a tree.
He grew another ~25kg from this photo.
A white tween girl sits in a lounge chair with a white & grey tween Alaskan Malamute dog sprawled across her lap. The picture looks incredibly 90s because it was indeed taken in 1998.
June 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Ah wtf
What a headline
Screenshot of a story on ABC News (Australia). The headline reads: - Domino's pizzas allegedly cooked using woodchips from endangered possum habitat By Angela Heathcote
June 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Without downloading any new pictures where are you at mentally
June 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Giant platform goth boots, always.
A pair of human legs clad in tights that have one black leg and one red leg. Footwear is a pair of giant clompy stompy black goth boots adorned with spiderwebs.
June 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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My favourite reviews of Bring Her Back:
Screenshot of Letterboxd reviews for Bring Her Back, with my personal faves highlighted in yellow: “Pissing someone else’s pants is diabolical. (5 stars)” “I came here to be a scared bitch not a sad bitch. (5 stars)”
June 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Screenshot of a tweet from @zackfox “this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family” above a picture of a white man on a JetSki with a white woman and child (presumably his wife & daughter) holding on behind him.
May 30, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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A well-known meme referencing Apollo. Closest to camera a child, labelled ‘Apollo’, holds a dodgeball, labelled ‘the gift of prophecy’. The child is about to throw the dodgeball at a group of children further back in frame, they are labelled ‘random internet users just trying to be comedic’.
May 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Glass cliff in full effect.
Screenshot from The Beetoota Advocate (a satirical website) showing a picture of Sussan Ley above the headline: Liberals To Elect First Female Leader Right When Party Is Most Fucked And People Need To Be Blamed.
May 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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My election day #OOTD
The socks were a special message to Peter Dutton
#auspol
Collage of 3 photos of me, a white woman. Left is a full outfit pic, showing my shirt: black with pink writing saying “PUNCH NAZIS” surrounded by a heart made of barbed wire. Top right is my socks: black with white writing saying “FUCK OFF”. Bottom right is my earrings: a dangling row of small hearts in red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.
May 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Current mood.
Selfie of me taken in front of a (dirty) mirror. My phone is in front of my face, and I’m wearing a black t shirt with the words “PUNCH NAZIS” in pink text, surrounded by a heart made of barbed wire.
March 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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I can’t think of too many things I would want to read less than an interview of Bryan Johnson by Bari Weiss. Like I would literally rather stab myself in the eye.
Close up of the Weekend Australian Magazine cover from 15-16Mar2025. Main headline proclaims “The Health Issue”. One of the sub-headings reads “Bryan Johnson’s plan to cheat death. Interview by Bari Weiss”.
March 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Old mate was not nearly as excited as I was
The giant velvet head of a staffy/ mastiff x dog lays on the stomach of a woman. The dog is black with a white line marking down his muzzle and a white paw is next to his delicious jowls.
February 1, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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A meme I made & shared to my insta story. Screenshot of a post of Threads by anapplehat: “Parenting can be tough! And it’s taught me that I can handle a lot more than I thought I ever could. But finding out that there’s a third Blippi might be the thing that pushes me over the edge. Above this, I have put a picture of George W Bush with an aide leaning over and whispering in his ear, captioned: “Sir, a third Blippi has hit”.
January 30, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Went back to twitter for the first time in ages and found this gronk who clearly had searched for the words “invasion day” to fuel his rage boner.
I feel sorry for the dog in his pfp.
Screenshot from twitter. Tweet from me on 18Jan2024: a selfie showcasing my shirt which is black with white writing: “No pride in genocide” above the Aboriginal, Palestinian, and Māori flags. Tweet is captioned: “Just in time for invasion day. From Dreamtime Aroha. Reply on 27Jan2025: “As usual am (sic) angry, white, self hating lesbian. Will blame everyone else for her incompetence.
January 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Advertise your account with one (1) Simpsons image.
Simpsons gif of Bart, Homer, and Marge dancing in a conga line singing “You don’t win friends with salad!” while Lisa sits forlornly on the couch behind them.
January 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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This place really does have the juice™️
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Skeet thread. Poster A: I think in 2025 we should all be allowed to cancel one (1) thing, and mine is the word ‘bromance.' Men can be friends. It's not weird, we don't need to use this dumb word with slightly offputting undertones. Poster B: Yet so appropriate for Elon and Don.....admittedly with totally off-putting undertones. Poster C: Exactly. If weird off-putting things exist, it's only natural we would have words to describe them. That some people would mis-apply words — well, it happens with every word (and every person) now and again.
January 2, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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A large black staffy mastiff x dog lays his giant velvet head on a pair of legs wearing purple & white striped pyjama pants. He looks at the camera with a soulful expression.
December 22, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books
#BookSky
#BookChallenge

Day 20
Everyday Sexism by Laura Bates
December 20, 2024 at 8:21 PM