ezthekat
ezthekat.bsky.social
ezthekat
@ezthekat.bsky.social
28 she/her 🏳️‍⚧️
I've done pretty much every notable drug in my life (clean these days expect occasional weed btw) and shitting out a completely full colon in one go is a better feeling than all of them no contest
January 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
blowing up a biological research space station and being a badass lesbian with an arm cannon
Confess your crimes to me
January 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I engage with it in bad ways everyday
January 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
fun fact I post evil things here only
January 12, 2025 at 7:19 AM
mother fuckers talk about super metroids controls being weird and I'm like "wtf are you talking about" and then I realize I've spent 25 years of my life being religiously obsessed with this game and etching every inch of it into my soul
January 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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January 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
shouts out to TinaRina from Rawtime for saying the equivalent of trans rights in the 90s and just generally being a bad bitch I hope she's doing well these days
January 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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have you guys SEEEN this??? 😮
November 8, 2024 at 4:47 AM
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Remake of a comic I made just over a year ago
#samandmax
November 26, 2024 at 8:21 PM
sorry to spam but god damn that artist is one of the few that truly understands how I feel about Samus I love her work so much I wish there was more ;-;
January 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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this isn't happening irl btw
November 22, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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[metroid] can't stop thinking about this
November 22, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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[metroid] monstergirl sammy masterpost
October 20, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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[metroid] samus hawk
October 21, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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[ssb] the week olimar got into smash
October 23, 2024 at 12:28 AM
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[ssb] sammy and her zero game
October 30, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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[ssb] sammy and her son and daughter
October 30, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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[metroid] no watertight seal
October 30, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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the way she stands and circles around corpius as it goes into panic mode and she clearly dgaf… like so casual, she’s so over this, she knows she’s gonna win so she’s so relaxed and cool…. Ohhhh my god im going to be Pregannt
November 19, 2024 at 3:54 AM
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November 19, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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secret ending
November 21, 2024 at 5:54 PM
I'm back to being hyperfixated on metroid which sucks because searching through the metroid tags on any social media results in mountains of Samus depicted as a basic ass anime girl bitch PLEASE give her at least SOME muscle definition she can crush your skull without even trying
January 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I know I'm a super clocky bitch but god damn if you're gunna refuse to see me as a woman just be up front about it and don't pretend to be my friend fuck
December 29, 2024 at 6:23 AM
I'm only ever a they to these mother fuckers
December 29, 2024 at 6:14 AM
doing another cult of the lamb playthrough with my partner and I'm curious what % of players crafted the maid outfit and then gave it to Narinder
December 24, 2024 at 5:03 AM