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I miss the days when he looked like Niles Crane
February 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I miss the days when he looked like Niles Crane
It came in 2020
a woman speaking into a microphone with the words " the best is yet to come "
ALT: a woman speaking into a microphone with the words " the best is yet to come "
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:13 PM
It came in 2020
She looks like she does anal on the first date and scolds you afterwards
February 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
She looks like she does anal on the first date and scolds you afterwards
She did beat off to Alabama, does that count?
February 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
She did beat off to Alabama, does that count?
Our Rocket Man doesn't need a pardon of course
February 13, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Our Rocket Man doesn't need a pardon of course
I think anyone who ever played for the Browns is looking for a Pardon, Fly Eagles Fly
February 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I think anyone who ever played for the Browns is looking for a Pardon, Fly Eagles Fly
She needs checked for rabies
February 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
She needs checked for rabies
That hardware isn't sticky enough
February 7, 2026 at 12:22 PM
That hardware isn't sticky enough
Melania is always 99% down for it
February 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Melania is always 99% down for it
musculature, well said dawg!
January 27, 2026 at 8:12 PM
musculature, well said dawg!
He was guilty in November. Now the guilty little knome has time to decorate his Christmas tree
January 27, 2026 at 7:44 PM
He was guilty in November. Now the guilty little knome has time to decorate his Christmas tree
Are you talking about your bowel movement?
January 27, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Are you talking about your bowel movement?
It's like listening to the wack pack on Howard Stern argue. High Pitch Erik!
January 27, 2026 at 2:48 PM
It's like listening to the wack pack on Howard Stern argue. High Pitch Erik!
A little bit of both
January 27, 2026 at 2:47 PM
A little bit of both
Anything to stop the long legged mack daddy
January 26, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Anything to stop the long legged mack daddy
We know that she is subhuman, we don't need to see videos of her
January 26, 2026 at 7:11 PM
We know that she is subhuman, we don't need to see videos of her
I'm not following you
January 26, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I'm not following you
How many cars did you set on fire during the last Superbowl? I did three lol
January 26, 2026 at 7:08 PM
How many cars did you set on fire during the last Superbowl? I did three lol
I have a masters degree, clearly I read very well
January 26, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I have a masters degree, clearly I read very well
I won the insults, if they got that reaction
January 26, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I won the insults, if they got that reaction
This feels like Twitter with you typing in all caps
January 26, 2026 at 7:02 PM
This feels like Twitter with you typing in all caps