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@ezram5.bsky.social
[Minors begone]
[He/Him/Frog]
[30s]

Unwarranted solicitations WILL be blocked, I'm not interested in what you're selling.

Still alive, despite your directions.

(Icon and Banner by @kokorodoll.bsky.social)
I've taken up using a plain exercise bike since I don't really want to go outside in Minnesota's winters. Also want to make sure I can get back at it when Spring shows up again.

According to scale at the doctor's office I've lost like... Maybe 3, 4 pounds or something over the past month?
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Oh if'n that ain't the most controversial statement of the moment...
October 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Okay but how come I ain't ever seen one of you dragonfuckers talk about this creature?
September 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Also look it's got this guy in here

He's a little frog! He's got a megaphone!
September 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Man I kinda like Germany, I wish it was a real place.
September 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
So in case you didn't know, Mexico has got a train system going all around the Yucatan Peninsula and they arguably have the best logo and livery for it.

It's called "Tren Maya."

Or "Mayan Train" lmao
September 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Coffee so strong it's like a Luchador is beating the shit out of you.
August 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
#NSFW

Shorts that say this on the butt:
July 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
...Okay I couldn't help myself.

I don't have problems you have problems.
July 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
June 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I mean I don't like being called that but with this shape it's hard not to be, I suppose...

(by @kokorodoll.bsky.social)
June 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Well hey, despite my dumb decisions yesterday, I still walked away with some free treasure!
June 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Here's a little block bonsai I put together from Daiso. c:
May 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It's got Balatro on it
April 16, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Don't care if it's not shark week, any day is a good day for fat ass.

(Art by @mirinameow.bsky.social)
March 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Such wonderful places.
March 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Goose

H o n k
March 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Soup

Tried using Pasillas and Guajillos this time, and it ended up super dark?

Not bad though.
February 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Pepper time!
February 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I think I got that McMuffin kinda texture for the egg down! Even if I did add a little too much water.
February 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
February 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Damn it all, I forgot to tag it, forgive me...

Water. Frogs. Huge ones, even.

(Art: @bobertotter.bsky.social )
February 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Well that was nice until The Plant went "*Slap* NO!"
February 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
In which a dumb frog beats Gold Stake with the most idiotic build imaginable.
February 5, 2025 at 9:24 AM
See friends let me show you what to do

You save some of that butter what you get from Texas Roadhouse? That cinnamon sugar stuff?

Make Grilled cheese with it.
February 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM