They Liotta
@ezralemur.bsky.social
American werewolf in Denmark. They/them.
Every other omelette on the menu is completely standard. Cheese, Denver, mushroom, etc. And then the mystery omelette. One of the selling points is that they don’t watch you eat it. They tell you this. “We don’t watch you eat it. It’s not a hidden camera show.”
December 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Every other omelette on the menu is completely standard. Cheese, Denver, mushroom, etc. And then the mystery omelette. One of the selling points is that they don’t watch you eat it. They tell you this. “We don’t watch you eat it. It’s not a hidden camera show.”
Three of those instances were in the last 6 months but nooooo apparently that’s not interesting when you’re 14
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Three of those instances were in the last 6 months but nooooo apparently that’s not interesting when you’re 14
Probably wouldn’t have found it so funny if I was one of the people waiting but this will be my lasting memory of Detroit
October 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Probably wouldn’t have found it so funny if I was one of the people waiting but this will be my lasting memory of Detroit