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Ezequiel Bruni
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Games writer, consultant, general nerd, and sometimes even a web designer for my own projects.

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I feel like I can be honest with you, Bluesky. There is a much more sarcastic version of this lurking somewhere in my head. But this was written for LinkedIn so...

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t'd be funny to flip the script on job ads. Like: Now Hiring Employers/Clients Do you want to be part of a fast-growing career? Do you want to see better results from your web content? Do you want to see what a professional writer with twelve years of experience can really do? If that sounds like you, then you might be the next member of Ezequiel's Team of Customers (ETC.)! Requirements: * A good attitude * Teamwork * Something you want me to write about * Money You might be a good fit if you: * Have experience with remote work * Care more about results than hours spent staring at a screen * Have a clear vision for what you want to accomplish * Prefer Asana over Jira (not a deal-breaker) * Have a style guide Benefits: * Work done on time * I will give you as much grace as you give me * Exclusivity contracts available for a reasonable fee * Extra jokes included in articles that may come with a note saying to remove them before publishing Applications with cover letters telling me you thought this post was funny will be given higher priority.
August 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM