PUNISHED CHRIS
@eyricci.bsky.social
He/They. More They than He, but shhhhhh.
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Stiff competition but this may be the worst vibe July 4th in my many centuries of existence
July 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Stiff competition but this may be the worst vibe July 4th in my many centuries of existence
I’d like to have a word with whoever invented “random panic attacks in public” again because their product sucks.
June 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’d like to have a word with whoever invented “random panic attacks in public” again because their product sucks.
A Kong with a broken face.
June 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
A Kong with a broken face.
I am, once again, tempted to buy a bunch of Shadowrun TTRPG books (I have so many TTRPG books and nobody to be a DM for)
May 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I am, once again, tempted to buy a bunch of Shadowrun TTRPG books (I have so many TTRPG books and nobody to be a DM for)
When I say “let’s get that bread” this is what I mean
May 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
When I say “let’s get that bread” this is what I mean
My work-life balance has been balanced out. Instead of being mocked like at my prior job, the only rough thing here is the Telltale Heart-esq groaning and burping from the cube right in front of me.
Like we’re talking “start of an Aphex Twin” level groans.
Like we’re talking “start of an Aphex Twin” level groans.
May 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My work-life balance has been balanced out. Instead of being mocked like at my prior job, the only rough thing here is the Telltale Heart-esq groaning and burping from the cube right in front of me.
Like we’re talking “start of an Aphex Twin” level groans.
Like we’re talking “start of an Aphex Twin” level groans.
I am BACK by popular demand (I was threatened by @boob.monster publicly).
May 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I am BACK by popular demand (I was threatened by @boob.monster publicly).
My inability to have a work life balance has turned me into a mess, and I apologize for it.
February 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
My inability to have a work life balance has turned me into a mess, and I apologize for it.
New name, same great content (I have the fear of my job and of reality itself and I have struggle functioning)
February 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
New name, same great content (I have the fear of my job and of reality itself and I have struggle functioning)
I need a platform to vent and I apologize in advance, but this is the one that I am going to use. This is just a lot of things I need to get off my chest and hopefully it’ll help me feel better.
December 22, 2024 at 10:01 PM
I need a platform to vent and I apologize in advance, but this is the one that I am going to use. This is just a lot of things I need to get off my chest and hopefully it’ll help me feel better.
That’s Mr #317,787 to you
September 22, 2024 at 7:39 PM
That’s Mr #317,787 to you
The stress is bad.
September 22, 2024 at 3:49 AM
The stress is bad.
I feel, like, genuinely bad that I told folks what was going on in my life because it just kinda’ resulted in almost all of my closest friends legitimately not checking in on me or anything.
August 11, 2024 at 11:08 PM
I feel, like, genuinely bad that I told folks what was going on in my life because it just kinda’ resulted in almost all of my closest friends legitimately not checking in on me or anything.
Dentist today: “you are clearly very very stressed, your jaw is all messed up and you’re grinding your teeth pretty bad”
Me: “got any tips?”
Dentist: “Well, to start, stop being so stressed”
Me, dramatically: “I’m CURED!!!”
Me: “got any tips?”
Dentist: “Well, to start, stop being so stressed”
Me, dramatically: “I’m CURED!!!”
August 10, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Dentist today: “you are clearly very very stressed, your jaw is all messed up and you’re grinding your teeth pretty bad”
Me: “got any tips?”
Dentist: “Well, to start, stop being so stressed”
Me, dramatically: “I’m CURED!!!”
Me: “got any tips?”
Dentist: “Well, to start, stop being so stressed”
Me, dramatically: “I’m CURED!!!”
The flu should be illegal in the summer.
July 16, 2024 at 7:28 PM
The flu should be illegal in the summer.
Finding out that I am going to lose my job ten minutes after being told my mother’s cancer treatment would be extended by a month into November is a real treat, let me tell you.
July 11, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Finding out that I am going to lose my job ten minutes after being told my mother’s cancer treatment would be extended by a month into November is a real treat, let me tell you.
A reasonable mid 30s purchase during unreasonable times
June 16, 2024 at 10:03 PM
A reasonable mid 30s purchase during unreasonable times
Part of me wonders if self-care is the understanding that nobody cares about the things happening from time to time.
June 16, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Part of me wonders if self-care is the understanding that nobody cares about the things happening from time to time.
Despite decades worth of experience in a field similar, two applications of mine were denied specifically due to a “lack of educational experience” with a recommendation to “complete my degree for more potential opportunities.”
I’m 34 years old and in the red, I’m not getting a 50k piece of paper.
I’m 34 years old and in the red, I’m not getting a 50k piece of paper.
June 14, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Despite decades worth of experience in a field similar, two applications of mine were denied specifically due to a “lack of educational experience” with a recommendation to “complete my degree for more potential opportunities.”
I’m 34 years old and in the red, I’m not getting a 50k piece of paper.
I’m 34 years old and in the red, I’m not getting a 50k piece of paper.
“Eteenpäin ja ylöspäin, sanoi mummo lumessa.”
June 11, 2024 at 3:31 PM
“Eteenpäin ja ylöspäin, sanoi mummo lumessa.”
It’s amazing how, despite working very hard and trying my absolute best, I feel absolutely inferior and inadequate whenever there’s a work function.
June 10, 2024 at 10:04 PM
It’s amazing how, despite working very hard and trying my absolute best, I feel absolutely inferior and inadequate whenever there’s a work function.