Eyon
eyon42.bsky.social
Eyon
@eyon42.bsky.social
He/him
3D modeler, CNC, BIM, Wannabe programmer.
Husband, Daddy, Cinephile, Nerd.
He's making sure the government will continue to remove his name from things long after he's gone. Right now they're working on sex crimes documents later it'll be buildings and ships.
December 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Aw man, they should have flipped The Flying Dutchman's mouth upside down. It would have resembled the Jaws movie poster.
December 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Looks like an icon for yet another ai company.
December 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
This must be ai. Trump doesn't look right.

No makeup line.
No rotten nose.
No Jabba neck fat.
No nunt.
December 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The first movie got to me. I was totally in love with Ilia, the bald woman that talked like a robot. I didn't know that was a thing but it definitely is.
Plus the Twilight Zone like ending was amazing.
December 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
They don't want to deal with the consequences of screwing over their constituents.
December 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
When they take the cameras out of the cabinet meetings we'll know why.

And we should mock him relentlessly.
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
That's awesome and nasty.
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Sounds like he's splitting the party. Next step... Loyalty oaths to Trplumpkins!
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Seriously? She felt that way about the mango Mussolini?

Another reason to love her.
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I believe that's called boeberting.
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It's kinda sad that he was the only one protecting the moonshine still on his wedding day.
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
That's gotta be an awesome core memory. What kid in the 89s didn't want to dress like Grizzly Adams?
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
They were going to call it "alternate truth" but that was just way too long.
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
So, so sorry to hear.. but thank you for letting us know.

We're all strangers but we're all with you right now.
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Has anyone seen Miller and Giuliani in the same room?

Maybe ol' Rudy has been sucking the life out of poor souls to make himself young again. He changed from America's mayor to Nosferatu to Pee Wee German... And maybe a bat on occasion.
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
That was awesome, thank you.
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Mr Orange in the East wing with a flight of stairs?
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
They know. 😢
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Oooh, I didn't know The Thing was from a novel! I need that.
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
A long time ago, before the bird place went fowl, Mark Hamill liked one of my replies.

My wife still hears about it on a regular basis.

Spouses can be very kind and patient creatures.
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Hey, would ya look at that. John is nearly 6 feet tall.
I wonder how tall Pam is. Maybe we could get a picture of her standing next to a wall like that?
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It's because of his mullet, isn't it?
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM