they should make a way to call people on the phone that doesn't make you want to cave your own skull in

eminem if he was an orange: something's wrong, i can peel it

they call it the super powl because you. put the soup inthe bolw

*approaches gay praying mantis couple* so which of you bites the other's head off

they call her falin because i wanna fall in her titties

Just testing out the alt text don't mind me. Repost to totally boggle your followers

waiter! waiter! bring my my knight/princess yuri please!!!

Shit man, the economy is fucked. How the hell am I supposed to afford a fancy black and red ball gown and skull-shaped earrings let alone a sexy and evil mansion deep in a haunted forest that's big enough to house my polycule of thralls

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