Why is there always someone on a plane who sounds like they contracted whatever it is you’d contract if you drank the juice from the bottom of the trash bag….? #relatable #bluesky

The United States is in full crash out mode and it’s absolutely ridiculous #crashout #unitedstates

What would yall consider a “valid crash out?”

I’m going to need flies to evolve and realize that they can’t fly through a damn window #relatable #funny

United Airlines just had to ground all of their flights nationwide due to a computer outage. Terminator type ish in full effect. #unitedairlines

Went to a mall today and the only thing poppin in there was Cinnabon

If you’re not “Nikola Jokić winning a horse race happy” to see me don’t even bother haha

How come people who were born in the 80’s hold their breath when they put socks on?