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Eyes on the Right
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Semi-retired researcher.
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Hakeem Jeffries holding a baseball bat and looking confused.
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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The terrifying face of the Slim Jim Guy from the old commercials. He's torn through the Slim Jim logo with his hands and stuck his head through. He's wearing a hat that looks like beef jerky.
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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A group of white guys dressed in suits (half of them with dark blue suits, gold ties, and mustaches, and the other with dark grey suits, crimson ties, and no mustaches) from an SNL sketch. A green and gold graphic at the bottom says "BILLSON, BILLSON, BILLSON, BILLSON, BILLSON & LIEBERMAN, LIEBERMAN, LIEBERMAN, LIEBERMAN, LIEBERMAN"
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Grandpa Simpson waving to Homer (whose head is sticking through a hole in a door) and saying "Hi Groceries! I'm Grandpa."
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Yeah man can't wait
Ganta Igurashi jumping over a falling guillotine blade in an obstacle course from the Deadman Wonderland anime.
November 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Still from The Simpsons which shows a very long submarine sandwich in a car for a parade while people celebrate.
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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A YouTube video with the title "10 Hours of Jingling Keys"
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Still from The Simpsons which shows a very long submarine sandwich in a car for a parade while people celebrate.
November 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Alt text for those who still want to be horrified.
A graphic that says "Vote 2025, Race for Mayor, Marist Poll." It shows Zohran Mamdani, Andrew Cuomo, and Curtis Sliwa, but all have been Photoshopped to look disturbingly like the late Charlie Kirk. Mamdani's number reads 48%, Cuomo's reads 32%, and Sliwa's reads 16%.
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Zohran Mamdani smiling and holding a large capital letter L.
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Me rn
Left panel: A shirtless man climbing to a window on a rock with the word "SICKOS" written backwards on it. The man says "Th-This is my hole!" Right Panel: The same man but with a black shirt that says "SICKOS" on it looking through the window. The man smiles and says "Yes...Ha Ha Ha... Yes!"
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Bill Ackman:
Danny DeVito in a red, short-sleeve shirt with the caption "I'm gonna say the n word"
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Gentle Ben (a bear with a mic strapped to his head from "The Simpsons) at a table covered in food in a TV studio. He swats away a man who says "No, Ben. No!" In parentheses it says "All Screaming."
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Fry telling Bender (who looks incredibly beaten up), "You've been drinking too much, or too little. I forget how it works with you."
November 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Oh hell yeah, something literally no human being can relate to.
Screenshot of a shitty Trump administration website that parodies MySpace. It says "mysafespace" and has an ad for "TrumpRx" at the top.
November 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Homer Simpson turning inside out due to a toxic, green gas.
October 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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The Joker and his henchmen standing in front of a building with two huge banners with a picture of his face. The banners also say "JOKER FOR MAYOR."
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Okay now I get it
J.D. Vance awkwardly embracing Erika Kirk who has a tan couch for a head.
October 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Billy Butcher holding chopsticks while saying "They're fucking." Kimiko reacted by nodding in agreement.
October 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Image from Reno 911! depicting a distressed man on the ground telling two police officers "I was murdered."
October 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Shania Twain cheerfully smiling while holding a chainsaw. In red text it says "The Shania Twainsaw Massacre."
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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You got this! Remember:
Anya Forger from "Spy x Family" giving a confident but unsettling smile
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM