Eyesistorm (she/her)
@eyesistorm.bsky.social
i post random stuff that pops into my spaghetti noggin sometimes
I've been procrastinating on making my 2026 bingo card. I thought surely nothing crazy would happen in the first few days of 2026...
Surely...
Surely...
January 4, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I've been procrastinating on making my 2026 bingo card. I thought surely nothing crazy would happen in the first few days of 2026...
Surely...
Surely...
roses are red
corn is on the cob
corn is on the cob
December 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
roses are red
corn is on the cob
corn is on the cob
People love to ask me "How are you doing?" and "What are you doing?", but never WHY I'm doing. I could be doing to ultimately bring an end to humanity to prepare for the rule of the Dark Lord Qanithov and you'll never know because you never asked.
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
People love to ask me "How are you doing?" and "What are you doing?", but never WHY I'm doing. I could be doing to ultimately bring an end to humanity to prepare for the rule of the Dark Lord Qanithov and you'll never know because you never asked.
Why do we say that an object is "on fire"? Isn't fire on it?
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Why do we say that an object is "on fire"? Isn't fire on it?
Any time a girl says "my girlfriends" I have to remind myself that no, she's not talking about her lesbian polycule, she's just talking about her friends. Usually.
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Any time a girl says "my girlfriends" I have to remind myself that no, she's not talking about her lesbian polycule, she's just talking about her friends. Usually.
Who said that relationships need chemistry?
I wanna have physics with someone.
I wanna have physics with someone.
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Who said that relationships need chemistry?
I wanna have physics with someone.
I wanna have physics with someone.
How to find the exit of a maze:
Step 1: fuck around
Step 2: find out
step 3: go to out
Step 1: fuck around
Step 2: find out
step 3: go to out
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
How to find the exit of a maze:
Step 1: fuck around
Step 2: find out
step 3: go to out
Step 1: fuck around
Step 2: find out
step 3: go to out
Just searched up "opposite of insular" and this is what popped up.
I'm trying to find a word for when a country is not on an island, and I don't think "liberal" is the word I'm looking for here.
I'm trying to find a word for when a country is not on an island, and I don't think "liberal" is the word I'm looking for here.
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Just searched up "opposite of insular" and this is what popped up.
I'm trying to find a word for when a country is not on an island, and I don't think "liberal" is the word I'm looking for here.
I'm trying to find a word for when a country is not on an island, and I don't think "liberal" is the word I'm looking for here.
I truly don't understand greed. I feel like it's basic logic that if you have something that you don't need, and someone else needs that thing, but doesn't have it, you should give them that thing. There is no reason not to. Billionaires don't need all their money, they have no reason to keep it.
November 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I truly don't understand greed. I feel like it's basic logic that if you have something that you don't need, and someone else needs that thing, but doesn't have it, you should give them that thing. There is no reason not to. Billionaires don't need all their money, they have no reason to keep it.
Kids on halloween: Yay! An excuse to eat candy!
Teens and adults on halloween: Yay! An excuse to cosplay!
Teens and adults on halloween: Yay! An excuse to cosplay!
October 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Kids on halloween: Yay! An excuse to eat candy!
Teens and adults on halloween: Yay! An excuse to cosplay!
Teens and adults on halloween: Yay! An excuse to cosplay!
Suburban areas are called "suburbs", so how come we don't call urban areas "urbs". It fits the pattern.
October 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Suburban areas are called "suburbs", so how come we don't call urban areas "urbs". It fits the pattern.
Yesterday I noticed the phrase "I could not give a rat's ass about _" in my mental vocabulary. I don't know where long it's been there, where I got it from, how common it is, or where it came from. It's just kinda there.
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Yesterday I noticed the phrase "I could not give a rat's ass about _" in my mental vocabulary. I don't know where long it's been there, where I got it from, how common it is, or where it came from. It's just kinda there.
I aspire to be like this gold nugget.
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I aspire to be like this gold nugget.
We need a word for when you see a pun or play on words, but you don't notice at first, because you didn't know the thing that they were making a pun about, and then 5 years later you stumble across the original thing, and you feel like the stupidest person in the world for not getting the pun.
October 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
We need a word for when you see a pun or play on words, but you don't notice at first, because you didn't know the thing that they were making a pun about, and then 5 years later you stumble across the original thing, and you feel like the stupidest person in the world for not getting the pun.
people keep making jokes like "farmer? I hardly know 'er"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐌 𝐇𝐄𝐑?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐌 𝐇𝐄𝐑?
October 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
people keep making jokes like "farmer? I hardly know 'er"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐌 𝐇𝐄𝐑?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐌 𝐇𝐄𝐑?
"They said that they would give to the poor, but they haven't. Which just leaves us, the poor, to give to the poor"
This is a paraphrased quote from someone in a Minecraft civ event I'm in, but it is VERY MUCH APPLICABLE TO REAL LIFE.
This is a paraphrased quote from someone in a Minecraft civ event I'm in, but it is VERY MUCH APPLICABLE TO REAL LIFE.
October 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"They said that they would give to the poor, but they haven't. Which just leaves us, the poor, to give to the poor"
This is a paraphrased quote from someone in a Minecraft civ event I'm in, but it is VERY MUCH APPLICABLE TO REAL LIFE.
This is a paraphrased quote from someone in a Minecraft civ event I'm in, but it is VERY MUCH APPLICABLE TO REAL LIFE.
Last night I took off my breast forms and wiped down my chest with a wet paper towel to get the adhesive off.
My tired ass brain thought my boobs had popped like water balloons.
My tired ass brain thought my boobs had popped like water balloons.
October 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Last night I took off my breast forms and wiped down my chest with a wet paper towel to get the adhesive off.
My tired ass brain thought my boobs had popped like water balloons.
My tired ass brain thought my boobs had popped like water balloons.
God, I love Noita so much. You can just casually get an item with a 1/2500 spawn rate that can heal you infinitely if you use it correctly, and then you still die anyway because you accidentally electrocute yourself.
October 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
God, I love Noita so much. You can just casually get an item with a 1/2500 spawn rate that can heal you infinitely if you use it correctly, and then you still die anyway because you accidentally electrocute yourself.
From a worldbuilding perspective, the Gulf Stream feels like absolute BS. You're telling me that some random ass sea in North America can significantly alter the climate of a completely different continent? If a book pulled something like this, my disbelief would quickly plummet to the floor.
October 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
From a worldbuilding perspective, the Gulf Stream feels like absolute BS. You're telling me that some random ass sea in North America can significantly alter the climate of a completely different continent? If a book pulled something like this, my disbelief would quickly plummet to the floor.
I'm gonna saying "God happened" in response to "what happened. Not because I'm religious, but to make a really obscure reference to the 2025 Youtube Conlang Relay, where the header of a letter got misinterpreted as a message from God, and that's when everything went downhill.
October 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I'm gonna saying "God happened" in response to "what happened. Not because I'm religious, but to make a really obscure reference to the 2025 Youtube Conlang Relay, where the header of a letter got misinterpreted as a message from God, and that's when everything went downhill.
There are two types of people in this world: People who don't finish their sentences
October 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
There are two types of people in this world: People who don't finish their sentences
Trans masc people fascinate me. On one hand we have pretty much identical experiences about our gender, but on the other hand, you were born with everything I could possibly want for my body, and you wanna get rid of all of it?
And the best part is that they probably feel the exact same about me.
And the best part is that they probably feel the exact same about me.
October 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Trans masc people fascinate me. On one hand we have pretty much identical experiences about our gender, but on the other hand, you were born with everything I could possibly want for my body, and you wanna get rid of all of it?
And the best part is that they probably feel the exact same about me.
And the best part is that they probably feel the exact same about me.
People say I have a corn addiction. While I do admit I consume a lot of corn, I don't think you can get addicted to a vegetable.
October 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
People say I have a corn addiction. While I do admit I consume a lot of corn, I don't think you can get addicted to a vegetable.
No matter how many times I say it, I can't seem to convince my brain that "etymological" is a real word. It just sounds so made up.
October 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
No matter how many times I say it, I can't seem to convince my brain that "etymological" is a real word. It just sounds so made up.