【 ♡ 】I may be dating myself this joke but. I giggled when I wrote this because I kept thinking about this guy continuously shaking me awake

❝ I will! I know you'll beat them up for me. ❞

He returns the loud smack to the cheek before reapplying his lip balm.

❝ You better... I like when you dress formal. ❞

❝ Yeeeaaah? ❞

Rose leans on his hand, twirling the other's tie around his finger.

❝ I'll be happy to finish them whenever... and wherever you're like~ ❞

Wink! He loves playing coy.

❝ Business? It's charity. A dollar a kiss, Mr. Billionaire. ❞

He flutters his eyelashes, pursing his lips.

❝ Or... is that too steep...? ❞ he teases.

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❝ Why are you paying for a kiss? ❞

Rose giggles, gently tugging Ted down by his tie.

❝ C'mere, you~ ❞

Rhodo grabs Richie, pushing him behind himself.

❝ Go! Run! You've got too bright a future to waste it on a guy who speaks almost exclusively in bee puns! ❞

❝ Zoraxis is an evil organization bent on world domination! ❞

Rhodonite crosses his arms.

❝ And I happen to know that they use THEIR plants for POISONS and TOXINS! ❞

Hivemind cackles.

❛ Well done, Agent! You stated the OB-BEE-OUS! HAHA! ❜

A swarm of bees charges for the two of them.

〖 ✎... 〗

❝ I just- I didn't- ❞

He lets his fingers brush where Tomio kissed him.

❝ I thought you were gonna give me, like... a kiss on the hand. Or the cheek. Not...ah,, ❞

He's red in the face now.

❝ Stop! Doing that! ❞

He takes Richie's shoulders, talking through his teeth. Hivemind 'hmph's.

❛ I'm harnessing their power for Zoraxis! All their plants will be pollinated PERFECTLY~! ❜

【 ♡ 】Bro they're ALL FINE I can't even blame him