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⚖️ (“Not working for the clampdown”)
https://youtu.be/_lt4O-EHNnw ✊🏽✊🏿✊🏻
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 #ThisMachineKillsFascists
On @allinwithchris.bsky.social Gov Kathy Hochul responds to Rep Elise Stefanik’s repeated assertions that Zohran Mamdani is a “jihadist”:

“She’s full of shit.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The rare on-air f-bomb from @nicollewallace.bsky.social
"F*** the kids"
#deadlinewh #AbolishICE
October 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
He’s become fully subsumed by the Dark Side of the Force
September 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Yes please
August 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Here’s the spin straight from the felon:
August 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Not having the facts on his side is the least of it
August 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Don’t forget Plaid Shirt Guy
August 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
🙏
July 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
To quote a guy
July 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Digressing a bit, Donald Trump continues to have the stupidest, most horribly-strained FAKE SMILE. Serial killers exert less effort to look normal. What a WEIRDO!!!
July 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Same! With baby-faced Affleck in his pre-Damon days!
July 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It’s been there a while
July 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
June 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“Here, make me this color.”
March 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
🚨NEWSFLASH: We’re getting rid of this motherfucker in 2028. If not sooner.
March 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Also
March 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Mel Gibson wants his gun back. I say we give it to him.
March 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Unforgiven
Mississippi Burning
Crimson Tide
Superman
Enemy of the State

Gene Hackman left an indelible imprint on me as a filmgoer. I felt an immediate (re)connection in whatever new project I found him in. Like getting reacquainted with an old friend.

Goodbye, old friend. Your memory lives on.🙏
February 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Some theories as to what triggered grandpa itchypant’s most recent rant about our 4th estate.
February 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Here’s a taste👇
February 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
All this talk of rogue, “unaccountable” zealots defying federal court orders.
February 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Also looks more like Sebastian Stan playing him, than him.
February 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I wasn’t sure if it was him or Eddie Murphy’s old man from Coming to America.
February 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Especially sweaty orange ones.
January 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Coming to an American city near you.
January 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM