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Eyelyon
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Reader, thinker, writer, wife, mom, traveler, humanist, blockchain attorney, cancer #leiomyosarcoma survivor. I'm against fascists. Pretty woke. Go Kings!
She was bedazzled by all the fake gold!
December 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
To comment upon Trump's passing would be one of the great joys of my lifetime!
December 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
So, when I received fentanyl during my port placement surgery, I was being attacked with a WMD? What is my recourse?
December 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
That’s how I feel about the NFL
December 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Isn’t that his booking photo?
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Russians, but yeah!
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It tried my patience and I didn’t even finish it. Better to save yourself the trouble.
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I remember this one from when it aired. People just don’t know.

youtu.be/hpXATGwRt3k?...
Joan Crawford | Pan Am Commercial | Restored & HD (1973)
YouTube video by TheConcludingChapterofCrawford
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Oh, my kids totally would have taken this opportunity to shove me to the back ... never sure how they manage it, but they do.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Ummmm, not what she meant…
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Does she get to keep her salary? Fraud, waste and abuse!
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
We can now just default him to “Shut Up Sean!”
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
When I was in Girl Scouts in the 1960s, our neighbor who was a postman loaned me his satchel to take to sleep away camp. Unfortunately, it was snowing and the leather completely fell apart at the seams! So, nice try, Polo!
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I think George wins this one.
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Rhetorical question, I presume?
October 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
WTF does that even mean? Total nonsequitur.
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM