duke being upset about a white lotus character wearing their shirt while also being a factory for white collar criminals and scumbags is exactly something mike white would come up with

COVID must have broken the brains of anyone under 21 because y’all were ANNOYING at the faye webster concert

xxxtentacion made music for dudes who look like this

americans love gun culture until you suggest to shoot something that isn’t paper targets or schoolchildren

you’re in downtown indianapolis dawg you don’t have any fucking opps take the sheisty off

which one of you flatfoots stole my lighter

locking myself in a dark room and listening to the 1989 cult classic album “rabies” by skinny puppy until i finish my manifesto

i wonder what she’s thinking about

no one told me a death hawk is just a mullet you can make into a mohawk

shaved off all my facial hair now i look like a lesbian