Eyedot
@eyedot.bsky.social
Basically a walking, talking encyclopedia of trivia, doomed to forever miss the point.
I just backed Heavy Metal's Library Unlocks on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/hea...
Heavy Metal's Library Unlocks
From cyberpunk to sensual apocalypse - Heavy Metal's library unlocks with four definitive Volumes that will blow your mind!
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November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I just backed Heavy Metal's Library Unlocks on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/hea...
If I had done it, I'd have to live the rest of my life knowing I had eaten a floor pickle
September 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If I had done it, I'd have to live the rest of my life knowing I had eaten a floor pickle
I am not Chevy Chase...
I am not Chevy Chase...
I am not Chevy Chase...
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I am not Chevy Chase...
I am not Chevy Chase...
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May 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I am not Chevy Chase...
I am not Chevy Chase...
I am not Chevy Chase...
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I am not Chevy Chase...
I am not Chevy Chase...
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Hopefully this will reduce the erections to a minimum.
May 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Hopefully this will reduce the erections to a minimum.
If I had wanted you to see my face I would have smiled.
April 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If I had wanted you to see my face I would have smiled.
You can't talk about my family like that. Only I can talk about my family like that.
April 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You can't talk about my family like that. Only I can talk about my family like that.
Get busy walking or get busy sitting down
April 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Get busy walking or get busy sitting down