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Restrain your hyphens.
Every time someone says "PhD scientists," an asthmatic dog shits on a signed LeRoy Neiman Olympic print.
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
To be fair to our President, let us all say together that in the many years Donald Trump was a great friend and companion of Jeffrey Epstein that Donald Trump only slept with women older than 18. Only.

Let freedom ring.
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
@podsaveamerica.crooked.com Curiously, in Italian the letter 'a' is heard: forvo.com/word/ciattar....
forvo.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Hearing too many American news media mentioning the new woman Japanese prime minister without naming her. For God's sake.
October 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
@jheil.bsky.social Good to hear @michaelsteele.bsky.social. ☺️

'Scythe' has an eth, not a thorn, my man. ✌🏼❤️
October 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It's AHN tee fah, and President Trump ought get on the horn with Chancellor Kohl.
October 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Bleach your hair, stay thin, be hostile and say everything I told you to say.

If you have to often look away, look away.
October 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I just heard someone say 'metastasization.'
October 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I do hope Papa Leone is watching this.
September 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Favorite thing about Quince podcast commercials: their copy hasn't any "PhD scientists."
September 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
White tie!
September 18, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I say again: "punch a Nazi" is a stupid message.
September 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
@ragingmoderates.bsky.social Scott is back! Regarding "smartest kid in the class" and Operation Warp Speed, don't forget BioNTech from Mainz 🇩🇪. Really.
September 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I cried listening to Mayor Jacob Frey. What an immoral lying pig President Trump is. God help us.
August 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I just heard a comparative of 'salient' and think I'd put it into the absolute column.
August 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Today in Anchorage inspires a pop quiz on the United States Flag Code.
August 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"Life has been good to us, Donald, nyet?"

"You betcha, Volodya."
August 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Putin will tell Trump Friday good job on the černožópyj, and they will high-five.
August 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
@camanpour.bsky.social Pronunciation of Володимир Зеленський in Ukrainian
forvo.com/word/%D0%B2%... Forvo (Note to new podcast episode.)
https://forvo.com/word/володимир_зеленський/#uk
July 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Instead of scrolling, you could be peeling potatoes.
July 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Would-be aristocrats the Trumps are getting richer and richer and richer.
"When the Founders wrote the Declaration that we celebrate today...they didn’t put their lives, fortunes, or sacred honor on the line so that we could, 249 years later, give in to a new form of autocracy."

New from me in @ofthebraveusa.bsky.social: newsletter.ofthebrave.org/p/what-it-me...
What It Means to Be Brave
The Founders didn’t want us to cower in fear.
newsletter.ofthebrave.org
July 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm feeling wistful for John Ashcroft.
July 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Česká is easier for me to say than Czechia. Mother, may I?
July 3, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Lisa the Afeared.
July 2, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Reposted by Clay Banes
Officials say a Ukrainian drone has struck an industrial plant deep inside Russia, injuring several people and causing a fire.
Ukrainian drone hits a plant deep inside Russia after record Russian drone attacks in June
Officials say a Ukrainian drone has struck an industrial plant deep inside Russia, injuring several people and causing a fire.
bit.ly
July 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM