i’ve held out long enough. cutting my hair today, concert tomorrow.

every time i have to watch an older coworker operate a piece of technology i try to imagine myself painstakingly trying to operate SmartFridge with built in AI and a retina-scan password through bifocals while my 23 year old coworker is waiting to add creamer to their coffee

unfortunately until there are drafts on here i don’t think i can get addicted to this app

goooooooo birds

the sixers (and flyers) can’t hurt me. saquon barkley plays for my football team and he loves me and he will protect me.

just some updates of miss goose

and i looked this happy the whole game i promise (i threatened to kms at least 10 times)

can’t believe i have to wait to hate watch the cowboys until 8:30 after that beautiful gorgeous win

oh saquon barkley, my love. oh cooper dejean, my sweet baby.

Hello CJ Gardener-Johnson.

miss goose and her associate, The Rug

pictures that lived on my twitter that should live here as well

new york was kinda a stacked baddie until b*n l*den performed top surgery on september eleventh two thousand and one

obligatory cat picture first post