Claire, Doll Safety Inspector
extremely.gay
Claire, Doll Safety Inspector
@extremely.gay
possibly the dumbest girl in the world

33. they/she/it | tech, bay area

moots? ask my about my scandalously prudish alt account
See it’s the + that makes you lose hydration that’s the problem
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Yeah that would be better, actually
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
that is very much not the same
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
no way what?
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I eat waffles rather like I eat pancakes: little wedges working around a central core, but I do try to line up the cuts with the ridges… when possible.
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Pretty sure a bunch of my time didn’t get tracked back in the day but I played a bunch of RP-1 last year
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I think they're still claiming they'll make a couple km of it but that's more of a rectangular building than a city
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
when I was maybe 6 my mother took me too a party at hosted by some of her old sorority friends and explained on the drive there that they were a lesbian couple
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The word you’re looking for is “good”. You post good most of the time.
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Well not so much any more. The species in France are all endangered due to the aforementioned eating. iirc, there are some related species further east that don’t have that history and this healthier populations.
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Nietzsche for me; he sucked in a lot of ways but the part about how you should kill god and change yourself was pretty cool.

Also the part about the devil being the spirit of gravity: through him, all things fall.
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Congratulations! ✨
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 AM
…what if you put a thin layer of cream cheese frosting on top?
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Well you set the oven for an hour and timer for 5 hours and then you walk away
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 AM
“just don’t open the oven for 4 hours after you bake it”
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
The suggestions for how not to are always so fucked up too
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
God I need more sunglasses
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
metamour?
metagame?
metaphysics?
meta, the parent company of facebook and instagram and whatsapp?
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
yeah this didn't hurt at all this week
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
but it barely hurts most weeks and there's usually ~no bleeding
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
if the needle didn't need to be this long, why did they make it that way?

I want the girl juice to go ALL the way in, so I'm doing IM with a 25g needle.

(and on that note it's shot day and I haven't done it yet)
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is clearly an important property your tweezers need to have
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Tweezers Claire, who owns 8 kinds of tweezers by two different manufacturers, is an outlier and should not have been counted
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM