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Lars Callieou
@extralars.bsky.social
Professional Mouth Clown
Places everyone!!📻
July 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Friday Night Lights 🤩
March 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
March 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I’d been looking forward to this for MONTHS!! Heavy sigh.

867-5309

We still got a picture (safely but without accompanying music)😀

@VWcanada @VW @NordenVW

#LarsOdometer #VWCanada #Volkswagen #TommyTutone
March 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have shows in Grande Prairie and Red Deer this week… I just realized we’ll make it to 867530 9 on Sunday!🥹❤️

youtu.be/j7V2_jQ_QUU?...

#Jenny #LarsOdometer #Volkswagen
March 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Liquor from the USA is flying off the shelves.😏
March 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Would you go:

867530 9.0
or
867530 0.9

🤔

3000 kms to go to Jenny 🙂
March 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I want you to know, I think you’re doing great and I’m proud of you.❤️

#KeepGoing
February 28, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Finally getting around to reading this. Sammy Shore was Pauly Shore’s father, husband to Mitzi Shore. I bought it years ago.🙂
February 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
It’s our game.🇨🇦❤️
February 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
It is SWELTERING here.🥵

If you’re in Thailand Thursday and/or Friday come to a stand up comedy show, I’ll be the slightly sunburnt comedian guy.
February 19, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I drove my Volkswagen Jetta off the lot brand new in July of ‘09. It has its original engine and original transmission, still runs like a top.

Oh, and I had to replace the windshield wipers once.

136,000 to go!🥹❤️

#MyVW #Volkswagen #VW #LarsOdometer
February 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I have a gig tonight in Cold Lake, it’s sold out so if you didn’t pre-purchase tickets you’re going to have to use the ol’ cup-to-ear-to-wall trick.

Then two shows in Thailand, then Whitecourt.

I’m very good at routing my shows.🙂
February 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
In an attempt to make it a mirror type odometer reading… I needed a backward 6 and a cooperating temperature.🙂

#LarsOdometer #Volkswagen #VW
February 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I hadn’t thought about this joke in years.

From my 2011 Comedy NOW!

#BlastFromThePast
February 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
At the comedy club in Ottawa they were using a celebrity look-a-like app.

Yup, me and RDJ, our similarities are truly remarkable.😏

#Doppelgänger
January 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I don’t have an NFL team, I have a lot of friends who cheer for the Bills and they had a fantastic season so I thought their fans deserved one. Couple of borderline calls from the refs, game could have gone either way.

Heck of a year Josh Allen.

#Bills #Chiefs
January 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Absolute Comedy Toronto
January 11-12 😀

Two shows tonight!
One show Sunday

#AbsoluteComedy #Toronto #TorontoComedy #TorontoComedyClubs
January 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Wishing you the Happiest New Year!

May 2025 bring you peace, prosperity, and love.
🍾🥳

#HappyNewYear #NYE #NewYearsEve
January 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
3 hours left in 2024 if you’re in Sydney, Australia. 🇦🇺🍾🎇

Happy New Year ya filthy animals!🥳

“May the best of your past be the worst of your future.”
~Irish Proverb

#HappyNewYear #Australia #HNY
December 31, 2024 at 10:05 AM
Hello Fellow #Oilers Fans,
I promised an Oilers Follow-for-Follow on Bluesky, so here you go!

Retweet, like and/or comment on this then follow anyone else who does.
Be kind to one another.🙂❤️

#LetsGoOilers  
#EdmontonOilers
#MuchLove
#YEG
December 29, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Wishing you and yours the very Merriest Christmas!🎅🏼
Happiest Holidays!🎄
Season’s Greetings!🎁

#MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays
December 25, 2024 at 5:31 PM
This makes me laugh harder than it should.😆

#Family
December 6, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Am I a hobo?!!😳
November 29, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I’m doing this from now on.😆🇦🇺

#Ha
November 22, 2024 at 10:19 PM