Shark
@exsharkv5.bsky.social
Just a bored Non-binary complaining about work, hockey, video games and life in general. She/they (I'll draw a new PFP eventually...)
Couldn't figure out why one of my earrings felt uncomfortable. Turns out, I had accidentally managed to put my earring in my original piercing hole and not the newer one. Which is how I found out at least one of my original piercings is still fully open.
December 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Couldn't figure out why one of my earrings felt uncomfortable. Turns out, I had accidentally managed to put my earring in my original piercing hole and not the newer one. Which is how I found out at least one of my original piercings is still fully open.
I miss when supermarket shoppers had problem solving skills, the ability to figure things out for themselves, reading comprehension, spacial awareness, the ability to match a picture of item they need to the actual item
December 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I miss when supermarket shoppers had problem solving skills, the ability to figure things out for themselves, reading comprehension, spacial awareness, the ability to match a picture of item they need to the actual item
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“Do you support ICE?”
“Not really.”
“Hell f*ckin’ nah.”
These two dudes drink for free on us if we ever run into them in Minnesota 🍻
“Not really.”
“Hell f*ckin’ nah.”
These two dudes drink for free on us if we ever run into them in Minnesota 🍻
December 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“Do you support ICE?”
“Not really.”
“Hell f*ckin’ nah.”
These two dudes drink for free on us if we ever run into them in Minnesota 🍻
“Not really.”
“Hell f*ckin’ nah.”
These two dudes drink for free on us if we ever run into them in Minnesota 🍻
Knowing that the current clown shitshow is going to use the Brown Shooter's immigrant status to further demonize immigrants is honestly heartbreaking.
December 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Knowing that the current clown shitshow is going to use the Brown Shooter's immigrant status to further demonize immigrants is honestly heartbreaking.
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
It's wild that there doesn't seem to be footage of the guy inside the building. You can't tell me an Ivy League University doesn't have cameras in every hallway. My public HIGH SCHOOL had functional cameras in every hallway, all 3 gyms, the cafeteria, library and every computer lab.
Gotta say it's mindblowing to me that the Brown shooter is still at large and they don't even seem to have identified who they're looking for.
December 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It's wild that there doesn't seem to be footage of the guy inside the building. You can't tell me an Ivy League University doesn't have cameras in every hallway. My public HIGH SCHOOL had functional cameras in every hallway, all 3 gyms, the cafeteria, library and every computer lab.
He's absolutely beautiful. Thirteen year old me would have lost their mind seeing this.
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
He's absolutely beautiful. Thirteen year old me would have lost their mind seeing this.
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
One of the newest Pokémon mega-evolutions looks like a sleep paralysis demon designed by Masahiro Sakurai and would not look out of place in a Kirby game.
December 15, 2025 at 9:47 AM
One of the newest Pokémon mega-evolutions looks like a sleep paralysis demon designed by Masahiro Sakurai and would not look out of place in a Kirby game.
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
YouTuber: "People don't fight it out over the last packet of butter at the supermarket."
Me: "As someone who's been working at a supermarket for almost 20 years, people do, in fact, sometimes fight it out for the last packet of butter at the supermarket.
Me: "As someone who's been working at a supermarket for almost 20 years, people do, in fact, sometimes fight it out for the last packet of butter at the supermarket.
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
YouTuber: "People don't fight it out over the last packet of butter at the supermarket."
Me: "As someone who's been working at a supermarket for almost 20 years, people do, in fact, sometimes fight it out for the last packet of butter at the supermarket.
Me: "As someone who's been working at a supermarket for almost 20 years, people do, in fact, sometimes fight it out for the last packet of butter at the supermarket.
All I'm going to say about Mega-Absol Z is that it would have made 13 year old me go completely and utterly feral. Absol was already my favorite Pokémon at that time, Mega-Absol Z would have made me lose my goddamn mind.
December 10, 2025 at 10:03 AM
All I'm going to say about Mega-Absol Z is that it would have made 13 year old me go completely and utterly feral. Absol was already my favorite Pokémon at that time, Mega-Absol Z would have made me lose my goddamn mind.
Khols sends me more marketing emails per day than the first guy I dated did, which is saying something since he would send me 15 texts if he didn't hear from me every 2 hours.
December 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Khols sends me more marketing emails per day than the first guy I dated did, which is saying something since he would send me 15 texts if he didn't hear from me every 2 hours.
Whenever people bring up the ridiculousness of the gifts given in the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" it's always about the obscene number of live birds being gifted and never the LITERAL MARCHING BAND'S WORTH OF HUMAN BEINGS.
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Whenever people bring up the ridiculousness of the gifts given in the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" it's always about the obscene number of live birds being gifted and never the LITERAL MARCHING BAND'S WORTH OF HUMAN BEINGS.
I made outfits based on each member of my main team in Legends ZA: the Pidgeot one is my favorite.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I made outfits based on each member of my main team in Legends ZA: the Pidgeot one is my favorite.
How shiny hunting the gen 6 starter trio went for me in ZA:
Froakie: After FIVE fast travel resets to zone 5
Fennekin: After fewer than five minutes bench resetting
Chespin: After THREE fast travel resets to zone 17
Froakie: After FIVE fast travel resets to zone 5
Fennekin: After fewer than five minutes bench resetting
Chespin: After THREE fast travel resets to zone 17
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 AM
How shiny hunting the gen 6 starter trio went for me in ZA:
Froakie: After FIVE fast travel resets to zone 5
Fennekin: After fewer than five minutes bench resetting
Chespin: After THREE fast travel resets to zone 17
Froakie: After FIVE fast travel resets to zone 5
Fennekin: After fewer than five minutes bench resetting
Chespin: After THREE fast travel resets to zone 17
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
We got the shalpha Absol after FIVE days of constant hunting for 6 hour.
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
We got the shalpha Absol after FIVE days of constant hunting for 6 hour.
My "maybe if I wear the same color as a shiny Absol I'll finally get one" fit.
November 16, 2025 at 8:05 AM
My "maybe if I wear the same color as a shiny Absol I'll finally get one" fit.
Bench resetting for a shiny Absol in Legends ZA. I've gotten LITERALLY everything else in the area EXCEPT Absol...
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Bench resetting for a shiny Absol in Legends ZA. I've gotten LITERALLY everything else in the area EXCEPT Absol...
So, as someone who has been working in a supermarket dairy department for an unreasonable amount of time, if you need any kind of cream, pie crust, ricotta cheese for your Thanksgiving cooking/baking: BUY IT NOW. DO NOT WAIT UNTIL THE WEEK OF. YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO FIND ANY THE WEEK OF.
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
So, as someone who has been working in a supermarket dairy department for an unreasonable amount of time, if you need any kind of cream, pie crust, ricotta cheese for your Thanksgiving cooking/baking: BUY IT NOW. DO NOT WAIT UNTIL THE WEEK OF. YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO FIND ANY THE WEEK OF.
Holy shit Legends ZA fixed Beldum's trash catch rate. I mean it still has a worse catch rate than all the other pseudo-legendary Pokemon in ZA and Xerneas and Yveltal but a catch rate of 20 is better than a catch rate of 3.
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Holy shit Legends ZA fixed Beldum's trash catch rate. I mean it still has a worse catch rate than all the other pseudo-legendary Pokemon in ZA and Xerneas and Yveltal but a catch rate of 20 is better than a catch rate of 3.
Hello, yes I would do unspeakable things for a model kit of Zygarde complete.
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Hello, yes I would do unspeakable things for a model kit of Zygarde complete.
I am all for not gatekeeping fandoms and for not telling people they're not "real fans" for any reason. That being said, I am 110% for gatekeeping scalpers.
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I am all for not gatekeeping fandoms and for not telling people they're not "real fans" for any reason. That being said, I am 110% for gatekeeping scalpers.
I'm setting up my dad's new phone and not only did he set his screen to timeout after TEN MINUTES, he also had a freaking screensaver active...It's no wonder his phone never held a charge
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I'm setting up my dad's new phone and not only did he set his screen to timeout after TEN MINUTES, he also had a freaking screensaver active...It's no wonder his phone never held a charge