They thought we were celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death. We just weren’t mourning.

You wanna see celebration? Wait till Donnie keels over.

Breaking: it’s Biden‘s fault that Donnie has congestive heart failure.

Clearly the way to fix our two-party system was to elect fascists who will make it a one-party system.

TELSEY begins tracking price increases over the past week. Some highlights:

* Abercrombie jeans: up 33%

* Amazon Echo: up 38.5%

* Target / Barbie doll: up 42.9%

When you want to know who betrayed our Republic alongside Musk, start here.

Apparently “America First” means “lick Putin’s boots.”

I admit I did not have “US colony in Middle East” on my bingo card even with this dispshit in charge. But then I didn’t see “racist leakers in charge of national budget” either. Oops, I guess I did, just in a macro sense, not a micro one.

Republicans have stopped pretending “it’s a republic, not a democracy!” They don’t even want a republic anymore. They want a dictatorship.

Breaking: Trump demands GM rename GMC Denali to GMC Mt. McKinley

In 2016 we elected an incompetent, racist buffoon, and things got pretty bad. This time he’s a vengeful incompetent treasonous racist buffoon, and things will be worse. The fact that his incompetence is one of his better qualities is the only thing that might save the nation.

The rules apply to everyone else, not his own family.


Things I’m tired of explaining to people on Twitter:

• Yes, scientists know more than you do.

• No, your own “research” is not better than peer-reviewed data.

• Your vs. You’re

• No, Hitler did not have a point.

• A constitutional republic is a form of democracy.

I see Trump just picked Dr. Pepper for HHS, and General Motors as chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.