SONIC『郵便屋』
@expresshedgehog.bsky.social
Hyper-speed blue hedgehog, and your local courier. 「Postal AU」
PARODY OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG.
PARODY OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG.
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SONIC『郵便屋』
@expresshedgehog.bsky.social
· Jan 14
“ Never even realised there are that many rules on the internet! ”
January 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
“ Never even realised there are that many rules on the internet! ”
Sonic sat at the top of a large marquee in the street, his legs dangling in front of the advertisement for a concert. He looked down at the people hustling and bustling about. He let out a whistle.
“ Big world. ”
“ Big world. ”
January 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Sonic sat at the top of a large marquee in the street, his legs dangling in front of the advertisement for a concert. He looked down at the people hustling and bustling about. He let out a whistle.
“ Big world. ”
“ Big world. ”
“ Right, right. ”
He took up another stone, looking out at the water.
“ Alright Sir Self-Proclaimed Softy, let's see you skip. Loser pays for lunch! ”
He tossed, the stone skipping a solid seven or so times across the river.
He took up another stone, looking out at the water.
“ Alright Sir Self-Proclaimed Softy, let's see you skip. Loser pays for lunch! ”
He tossed, the stone skipping a solid seven or so times across the river.
ᅠ
ᅠᅠHis eyes fell on the stone being offered by the blue Hedgehog, which Moody Hedgehog carefully took with one hand .
ᅠᅠᅠ"I don't know what you're talking about, I'm not carrying any edge."
ᅠᅠHe pretended.
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ᅠᅠHis eyes fell on the stone being offered by the blue Hedgehog, which Moody Hedgehog carefully took with one hand .
ᅠᅠᅠ"I don't know what you're talking about, I'm not carrying any edge."
ᅠᅠHe pretended.
ᅠ
Sonic picked up another stone, meeting the moody hedgehog with a smirk.
“ Why? 'Cause it's fun. ”
He held the stone, putting it on offer.
“ You oughta try it! Might help soften that edge you're carryin' around. ”
“ Why? 'Cause it's fun. ”
He held the stone, putting it on offer.
“ You oughta try it! Might help soften that edge you're carryin' around. ”
January 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
“ Right, right. ”
He took up another stone, looking out at the water.
“ Alright Sir Self-Proclaimed Softy, let's see you skip. Loser pays for lunch! ”
He tossed, the stone skipping a solid seven or so times across the river.
He took up another stone, looking out at the water.
“ Alright Sir Self-Proclaimed Softy, let's see you skip. Loser pays for lunch! ”
He tossed, the stone skipping a solid seven or so times across the river.
Sonic picked up another stone, meeting the moody hedgehog with a smirk.
“ Why? 'Cause it's fun. ”
He held the stone, putting it on offer.
“ You oughta try it! Might help soften that edge you're carryin' around. ”
“ Why? 'Cause it's fun. ”
He held the stone, putting it on offer.
“ You oughta try it! Might help soften that edge you're carryin' around. ”
ᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠ" Why are you doing that ? . . "
ᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠ" Why are you doing that ? . . "
ᅠ
He tossed a stone, watching it skip across the river, letting out a pleased whistle as it finally sunk with a 'plonk'.
“ Heh! Still got it. ”
“ Heh! Still got it. ”
January 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Sonic picked up another stone, meeting the moody hedgehog with a smirk.
“ Why? 'Cause it's fun. ”
He held the stone, putting it on offer.
“ You oughta try it! Might help soften that edge you're carryin' around. ”
“ Why? 'Cause it's fun. ”
He held the stone, putting it on offer.
“ You oughta try it! Might help soften that edge you're carryin' around. ”
|| iceQube
No, no, it's not that. Capitalising names is respectful, you're all good.
His name is Takashi Iizuka.
Like "iizuka".
L doesn't really exist in Japanese.
No, no, it's not that. Capitalising names is respectful, you're all good.
His name is Takashi Iizuka.
Like "iizuka".
L doesn't really exist in Japanese.
//
Shshhsh I am tired and thought the L should’ve been capitalized, don’t call me out like thisgshshs
Shshhsh I am tired and thought the L should’ve been capitalized, don’t call me out like thisgshshs
January 21, 2025 at 10:01 AM
|| iceQube
No, no, it's not that. Capitalising names is respectful, you're all good.
His name is Takashi Iizuka.
Like "iizuka".
L doesn't really exist in Japanese.
No, no, it's not that. Capitalising names is respectful, you're all good.
His name is Takashi Iizuka.
Like "iizuka".
L doesn't really exist in Japanese.
January 21, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Reposted by SONIC『郵便屋』
January 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
He tossed a stone, watching it skip across the river, letting out a pleased whistle as it finally sunk with a 'plonk'.
“ Heh! Still got it. ”
“ Heh! Still got it. ”
January 21, 2025 at 7:45 AM
He tossed a stone, watching it skip across the river, letting out a pleased whistle as it finally sunk with a 'plonk'.
“ Heh! Still got it. ”
“ Heh! Still got it. ”
Reposted by SONIC『郵便屋』
January 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
“ Isn't it weird that we have a metro line straight to Future City? ”
January 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
“ Isn't it weird that we have a metro line straight to Future City? ”
He's wandering the aisles of a local book store at Station Square, occasionally taking out a book and reading through a random selection of pages.
January 19, 2025 at 6:45 AM
He's wandering the aisles of a local book store at Station Square, occasionally taking out a book and reading through a random selection of pages.
Frigid air, up in Holoska. Sonic walked along, ruffling his fur in the cold.
“ Weird client. In a cool way. ”
“ Weird client. In a cool way. ”
January 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Frigid air, up in Holoska. Sonic walked along, ruffling his fur in the cold.
“ Weird client. In a cool way. ”
“ Weird client. In a cool way. ”
There's a grim energy coming from this package. He didn't like the way it felt. But nevertheless, in the bag it goes.
January 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
There's a grim energy coming from this package. He didn't like the way it felt. But nevertheless, in the bag it goes.
“ Alright! I've got it for sure, this time! ”
Once again, Sonic goes to war with his portable stove, hoping to make something nice.
Once again, Sonic goes to war with his portable stove, hoping to make something nice.
January 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“ Alright! I've got it for sure, this time! ”
Once again, Sonic goes to war with his portable stove, hoping to make something nice.
Once again, Sonic goes to war with his portable stove, hoping to make something nice.
As their fists collided, Sonic let out a faint "Ayy!", before he turned his eyes back to the water. His expression relaxed as he settled in.
“ Not much of a traveller? Chun-nan's out west of here, big ol' continent. I'm surprised you haven't heard of it! ”
“ Not much of a traveller? Chun-nan's out west of here, big ol' continent. I'm surprised you haven't heard of it! ”
A fist bump is given in response, with a little extra flair at the end.
"Oh, this old thing ? It's just an antique I picked up on my travels."
Matthias adjusts himself, cyan eyes flitting from Sonic's emerald hues to the sparkling water with a hawkish focus.
"Uh, what's Chun-nan, though ?"
"Oh, this old thing ? It's just an antique I picked up on my travels."
Matthias adjusts himself, cyan eyes flitting from Sonic's emerald hues to the sparkling water with a hawkish focus.
"Uh, what's Chun-nan, though ?"
Sonic met his laboured throw with a faint whistle, casually impressed with the man's strength.
“ Name's Sonic. ”
He said in response, offering out a fist to bump.
“ Cool rod, looks like the kind you see in Chun-nan. ”
“ Name's Sonic. ”
He said in response, offering out a fist to bump.
“ Cool rod, looks like the kind you see in Chun-nan. ”
January 17, 2025 at 8:07 AM
As their fists collided, Sonic let out a faint "Ayy!", before he turned his eyes back to the water. His expression relaxed as he settled in.
“ Not much of a traveller? Chun-nan's out west of here, big ol' continent. I'm surprised you haven't heard of it! ”
“ Not much of a traveller? Chun-nan's out west of here, big ol' continent. I'm surprised you haven't heard of it! ”
Sonic met his laboured throw with a faint whistle, casually impressed with the man's strength.
“ Name's Sonic. ”
He said in response, offering out a fist to bump.
“ Cool rod, looks like the kind you see in Chun-nan. ”
“ Name's Sonic. ”
He said in response, offering out a fist to bump.
“ Cool rod, looks like the kind you see in Chun-nan. ”
"Much better than the weather where I'm from. 'S all snowy and cold."
A tact response, more focus put on a powerful cast.
"I'm Matthias, by the way."
A tact response, more focus put on a powerful cast.
"I'm Matthias, by the way."
Sonic senses the stranger approach. He watched as he set up the pole and took a seat. Sonic nodded amicably.
“ Sure thing. Good weather for it, eh? ”
“ Sure thing. Good weather for it, eh? ”
January 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Sonic met his laboured throw with a faint whistle, casually impressed with the man's strength.
“ Name's Sonic. ”
He said in response, offering out a fist to bump.
“ Cool rod, looks like the kind you see in Chun-nan. ”
“ Name's Sonic. ”
He said in response, offering out a fist to bump.
“ Cool rod, looks like the kind you see in Chun-nan. ”
Sonic senses the stranger approach. He watched as he set up the pole and took a seat. Sonic nodded amicably.
“ Sure thing. Good weather for it, eh? ”
“ Sure thing. Good weather for it, eh? ”
A stranger approaches, deciding to sit by the shore as well with a pole of his own - a classical bamboo pole with only a few modern touches on it.
"Mind if I join you ?"
"Mind if I join you ?"
Sonic sat back with a deep and satisfied sigh, stretching as he held the fishing rod in his hand, its line sunk about 10 metres out at the pond.
“ Always glad to have picked up this one. Few things more relaxing. ”
“ Always glad to have picked up this one. Few things more relaxing. ”
January 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Sonic senses the stranger approach. He watched as he set up the pole and took a seat. Sonic nodded amicably.
“ Sure thing. Good weather for it, eh? ”
“ Sure thing. Good weather for it, eh? ”
|| iceQube
It occurs to me that Sonic never really meets a lot of his friends without Eggman to kick off the adventure.
Big shout-outs to Eggman lol
It occurs to me that Sonic never really meets a lot of his friends without Eggman to kick off the adventure.
Big shout-outs to Eggman lol
January 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
|| iceQube
It occurs to me that Sonic never really meets a lot of his friends without Eggman to kick off the adventure.
Big shout-outs to Eggman lol
It occurs to me that Sonic never really meets a lot of his friends without Eggman to kick off the adventure.
Big shout-outs to Eggman lol
Reposted by SONIC『郵便屋』
—「𝘛𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜. 」
⠀⠀⠀—┆◤⚙︎◢┆—
✩“ 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰'𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗮𝗹 “✩
#SonicRP | 𝙈𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣 + 𝙊𝙑𝘼 𝘼𝙐
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✩“ 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰'𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗮𝗹 “✩
#SonicRP | 𝙈𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣 + 𝙊𝙑𝘼 𝘼𝙐
November 15, 2024 at 9:46 PM
—「𝘛𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜. 」
⠀⠀⠀—┆◤⚙︎◢┆—
✩“ 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰'𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗮𝗹 “✩
#SonicRP | 𝙈𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣 + 𝙊𝙑𝘼 𝘼𝙐
⠀⠀⠀—┆◤⚙︎◢┆—
✩“ 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰'𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗮𝗹 “✩
#SonicRP | 𝙈𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣 + 𝙊𝙑𝘼 𝘼𝙐
Sonic sat back with a deep and satisfied sigh, stretching as he held the fishing rod in his hand, its line sunk about 10 metres out at the pond.
“ Always glad to have picked up this one. Few things more relaxing. ”
“ Always glad to have picked up this one. Few things more relaxing. ”
January 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Sonic sat back with a deep and satisfied sigh, stretching as he held the fishing rod in his hand, its line sunk about 10 metres out at the pond.
“ Always glad to have picked up this one. Few things more relaxing. ”
“ Always glad to have picked up this one. Few things more relaxing. ”
Reposted by SONIC『郵便屋』
January 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM