Because the Alliance is not Romulus' friend and are partially responsible for it being razed to ashes, I know, I was there!

I do not side with Tomalak, I serve in a partnership with M'k'n'zy of Calhoun or as I call him Muck after the thaleron detonation that razed Romulus because of the Alliance! You would serve yourself by switching sides...

Yes...it has...Do you still serve what remains of the Empire or the Romulan Resistance against the Alliance?

That's nice...

Right....Anyway, good day, never use this comm link again...

Good, now you did, now please leave me alone, whoever you are!

No problem...I am currently fighting the Alliance with that blowhard Calhoun...

I am not, why are you strange people bothering me...I have enough on my plate dealing with Calhoun...

You! Fight an empire? You couldn't fight a pet set'leth!

Ah...you...what is your business contacting me...?

No it is a problem all of us who fight the tyranny of the Alliance have to deal with, which is a greater hardship than you'll ever know, whelp!

I'm fighting the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance! I can't get to a comm terminal to check my messages as much as you people in that more pleasant universe...

I'm from the other universe, you imbecile!

And who are you...?