All the spoiler stuff comes in a montage at the end, so it's just images. The rest of the pilot is most of ACT 1. If you stop when John puts the beta in his computer you'll be totally fine.

You should read a practical guide to evil, it executes this concept very well

I don't see a refresh button on mobile so I just go back and forth between posts to refresh it

Everyone makes a big deal out of explaining it; it's Jumanji, that's all you need to know

The only way to stop this is to have moderators that can bring the hammer down immediately. Or you can just not look at chat at all but that has its own problems

Nope. If you put effort into level design, it's easy to put immersive navigation tools in: pathways, signs, landmarks. Stylized or realistic are equally capable of having confusing layouts