Ex Poast Facto
@expoastfacto.bsky.social
Writer. Former white-collar lawyer. One-time investigator of you-know-whom for fraud.
Também um nova iorquino em Lisboa que está a utilizar Bluesky para a melhorar seu português.
Também um nova iorquino em Lisboa que está a utilizar Bluesky para a melhorar seu português.
Guy always looks like he's almost ready to quit krokodil.
December 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Guy always looks like he's almost ready to quit krokodil.
In case anyone thinks that an editor forced that headline on him, here is the article he wrote for the Stanford magazine where he was editor in chief and the headline is even worse.
stanfordpolitics.org/2014/09/22/c...
stanfordpolitics.org/2014/09/22/c...
A Compromise on Sexual Assault - Stanford Politics
Participants in the furious debate over sexual assault on American college campuses tend to fall into two irreconcilable camps. On one side are the feminist activists, who argue that there is a rape e...
stanfordpolitics.org
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
In case anyone thinks that an editor forced that headline on him, here is the article he wrote for the Stanford magazine where he was editor in chief and the headline is even worse.
stanfordpolitics.org/2014/09/22/c...
stanfordpolitics.org/2014/09/22/c...
A good example of this is all of the prominent former dem-admin lawyers at Debevoise staying chummy with Mukasey after he worked on an overtly unconstitutional “Muslim Ban” during Trump I. Despite some noteworthy pro bono work, Biglaw mostly normalized maga legal extremism during Trump I.
October 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
A good example of this is all of the prominent former dem-admin lawyers at Debevoise staying chummy with Mukasey after he worked on an overtly unconstitutional “Muslim Ban” during Trump I. Despite some noteworthy pro bono work, Biglaw mostly normalized maga legal extremism during Trump I.
Or somebody who shot a leading Oscar candidate expecting to receive his Oscar nod through some heretofore unknown transitive property.
October 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Or somebody who shot a leading Oscar candidate expecting to receive his Oscar nod through some heretofore unknown transitive property.
Dartmouth isn’t present here either. I am still immensely disappointed in every alumni body for not calling for Sian Beilock’s dismissal.
She called in a violent police response on peaceful student protesters faster than other college president, and hired a Trump GC to show compliance in advance.
She called in a violent police response on peaceful student protesters faster than other college president, and hired a Trump GC to show compliance in advance.
Dartmouth’s Leader Called in Police Quickly. The Fallout Was Just as Swift. (Published 2024)
www.nytimes.com
October 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Dartmouth isn’t present here either. I am still immensely disappointed in every alumni body for not calling for Sian Beilock’s dismissal.
She called in a violent police response on peaceful student protesters faster than other college president, and hired a Trump GC to show compliance in advance.
She called in a violent police response on peaceful student protesters faster than other college president, and hired a Trump GC to show compliance in advance.
Guy let Christ into his house just in time to observe his farewell fap tour.
October 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Guy let Christ into his house just in time to observe his farewell fap tour.
When your worldview posits that the last American patriots are the Groypers, Moon Landing Truthers, and the FSB.
September 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
When your worldview posits that the last American patriots are the Groypers, Moon Landing Truthers, and the FSB.
Every time he speaks it be like…
September 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Every time he speaks it be like…
They love calling Jamelle tedious and it’s such a revealing insult. It implies that they can’t be bothered to respond to his arguments even as they impugn him.
“He is wrong for obvious reasons which will be presented at a later date because I’m too busy insulting him right now.”
“He is wrong for obvious reasons which will be presented at a later date because I’m too busy insulting him right now.”
September 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
They love calling Jamelle tedious and it’s such a revealing insult. It implies that they can’t be bothered to respond to his arguments even as they impugn him.
“He is wrong for obvious reasons which will be presented at a later date because I’m too busy insulting him right now.”
“He is wrong for obvious reasons which will be presented at a later date because I’m too busy insulting him right now.”
CORRECTION: Our earlier story indicated that the president’s son, Don Jr., had welcomed a new pet into his family. The dog in question, a Belgian Malinois named Praetorian, is actually a drug-interdiction dog for the TSA. It is unclear how he came to be seen with Mr. Trump at Teeterboro Airport.
September 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
CORRECTION: Our earlier story indicated that the president’s son, Don Jr., had welcomed a new pet into his family. The dog in question, a Belgian Malinois named Praetorian, is actually a drug-interdiction dog for the TSA. It is unclear how he came to be seen with Mr. Trump at Teeterboro Airport.
Any American college student knows that this beard means that you’re about to hear something incredibly bigoted from a guy who didn’t wait to be called on.
September 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Any American college student knows that this beard means that you’re about to hear something incredibly bigoted from a guy who didn’t wait to be called on.
Mayor Adams previously identified as a stock room…?
September 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Mayor Adams previously identified as a stock room…?
Does anyone know whether a bar complaint has already been filed against Drew Ensign?
August 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Does anyone know whether a bar complaint has already been filed against Drew Ensign?
Contractor: Mr. Cain? We’re all done. There’s some faux wood kitchen flooring left over for some—
Dean Cain [eyes ceiling]: You’re not done.
Dean Cain [eyes ceiling]: You’re not done.
August 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Contractor: Mr. Cain? We’re all done. There’s some faux wood kitchen flooring left over for some—
Dean Cain [eyes ceiling]: You’re not done.
Dean Cain [eyes ceiling]: You’re not done.
Pro Tip: Never trust a Tripp to keep your affair a secret.
August 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Pro Tip: Never trust a Tripp to keep your affair a secret.
Corporate litigators and Michael Clayton. You tell yourself that you’re Michael, you fear that you’re Arthur, but every day you prove yourself to be a Marty.
August 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Corporate litigators and Michael Clayton. You tell yourself that you’re Michael, you fear that you’re Arthur, but every day you prove yourself to be a Marty.
Soco. The frats can call the resulting motor oil beset with leathery swirls a southern discomfort. Superficially sweet to your face, overwhelmingly cruel the moment you lose sight of it.
August 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Soco. The frats can call the resulting motor oil beset with leathery swirls a southern discomfort. Superficially sweet to your face, overwhelmingly cruel the moment you lose sight of it.
Labor employees who kept their jobs still lost access to natural light over that banner, their offices now bathed in a gangrenous orange approximation of daylight instead.
August 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Labor employees who kept their jobs still lost access to natural light over that banner, their offices now bathed in a gangrenous orange approximation of daylight instead.
Worst mall Santa ever.
August 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Worst mall Santa ever.