Positive masculinity is getting shit hammered and listening to smallest church in saint-saëns on repeat

Ah man what would the old Sam Vimes being annoyed that his kid was just an annoying rich guy books have been like. Young Sam is all "poor people just don't work hard enough" and Vimes goes and drinks himself to death in Psuedopolis Yards

A cool thing about me is that nothing bad ever happens to me and I am never sad. Sorry to everyone else but god is real and loves me only

Vampires do not experience twink death

My love language is awful jokes during moments of tension

You think for star trek abortions they just beam it out?

The Simpsons is in the awful white guy pantheon, along with the sopranos, mad men, and breaking bad. Tony Soprano is just homer but Italian

Would you love me if they called me Dr worm

It'd be funny if someone did 9/11 again

It's wild that there's just a bunch of cool women who like me

You're telling me Khan made this noonien singh

We should do 9/11 again but gay

Our Flag Means Death has been weirdly historically accurate but they should change it in the end to Stede and Ed getting hanged together and then while they're strangling Ed puts his foot over to touch Stede's

We should do 9/11 again, but even funnier this time