it is a little gay when your coworker is like "help me get these bugs out of my skin" and you take it a little too far because you really want to be all up in his guts. like dude you were just supposed to go subdermal. why are you giving him an abdominal cavity search

please never forget that fictional characters are not real. pls do not forget that the entire reason they exist, their sole purpose, is to have feelings and desires projected onto them by living people. please do not scold others for the misguided empathy ur giving to a figment instead of a person

ehh maybe one day i can write to workshop all the tough realizations i've been having lol

i mean i feel like at a baseline i can inhabit both polar ends but by legal means i am something of a middle brother. i mean i guess it comes with the territory. nothing is real

man whateverrr

he can have a little heroin as a treat