Expittriate
@expittriate.bsky.social
Graduated in the top 100% of my class
Aaron Rodgers after every play
October 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Aaron Rodgers after every play
Put this on, turn it up to 11 all day long
October 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Put this on, turn it up to 11 all day long
(Guy at the front desk of the gym sees this guy.)
“So, arm day today?”
“So, arm day today?”
October 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
(Guy at the front desk of the gym sees this guy.)
“So, arm day today?”
“So, arm day today?”
End of this speech
September 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
End of this speech
My wife hooked me up with awesome seats - please don’t blow it, Pirates
September 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My wife hooked me up with awesome seats - please don’t blow it, Pirates
On dark days like today, it’s wonderful to see a man show up in a Duck Hodges jersey to remind people that there’s still Yinzing to be done.
September 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
On dark days like today, it’s wonderful to see a man show up in a Duck Hodges jersey to remind people that there’s still Yinzing to be done.
Using one pic already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2PM?
September 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Using one pic already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2PM?
Paul Skenes looking for any Pirates offense
June 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Paul Skenes looking for any Pirates offense
I like how PK is dressed like a detective who works by his own rules
May 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I like how PK is dressed like a detective who works by his own rules
Pirates bullpen blows the game after a strong performance by the starting pitcher!
May 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Pirates bullpen blows the game after a strong performance by the starting pitcher!
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The average American has three friends
I’m not religious but I believe in the Holy Trinity
April 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I’m not religious but I believe in the Holy Trinity
Sadly, under Trump, he is now the Hundred Dollar Man
April 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Sadly, under Trump, he is now the Hundred Dollar Man
This guy had a good way for us to remember who was a fascist
April 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
This guy had a good way for us to remember who was a fascist
Look, he’s old but he can still get it done. Bring in Rogers!
March 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Look, he’s old but he can still get it done. Bring in Rogers!