Minecraft audiences are totally ruining the cinema going experience.
How are you supposed to finger someone with all that going on?

my friends are new to collecting Pokémon cards, and
we are only interested in goofy cards that have big metal hands

Legolas: "Bro, please be chill around Lady Galadriel"

Gimli:

"He's just autistic"
"It's not a Nazi salute"
"He was giving his heart to the American people"

Don't let these idiots downplay it. He knows what he is, and they do too.

me after using my first wish to turn the genie into a dog

Billionaire CEO shot in broad daylight?!!!