Chris Lamb
@expertologist.bsky.social
London-based game designer. He/Him. A sad, old hamburger waiter prattling on about sauces.
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Thought a car was parked outside with a loud radio or something, but no, it’s just this bowl of cat snoring like an avalanche.
August 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Thought a car was parked outside with a loud radio or something, but no, it’s just this bowl of cat snoring like an avalanche.
Finally introducing my partner to one of the greatest music biopics ever.
July 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Finally introducing my partner to one of the greatest music biopics ever.
Kiddo made a sign for his bedroom door and now I want one too.
June 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Kiddo made a sign for his bedroom door and now I want one too.
Smudge of the Natural History Museum has seen some serious shit, y’all
May 30, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Smudge of the Natural History Museum has seen some serious shit, y’all
Someone’s fucking had it with the Billiard Room puzzle this morning
May 9, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Someone’s fucking had it with the Billiard Room puzzle this morning
“Somehow, Palpatine returned strapped”
May 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
“Somehow, Palpatine returned strapped”
I don't remember where I first saw this, but I think about it at least twice a week.
April 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I don't remember where I first saw this, but I think about it at least twice a week.
“You sure about that? You sure about that’s why?”
February 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
“You sure about that? You sure about that’s why?”
Ripley as a ball of void.
February 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Ripley as a ball of void.
Keep forgetting I changed my Apple Watch face and am constantly surprised and delighted by it
January 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Keep forgetting I changed my Apple Watch face and am constantly surprised and delighted by it
I don't know who this bony, bony boy is, but I feel like having 30-40 of them would fix me
January 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I don't know who this bony, bony boy is, but I feel like having 30-40 of them would fix me
I have disturbed the sacred rite of naps. A price will be paid, sooner or later.
January 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I have disturbed the sacred rite of naps. A price will be paid, sooner or later.
Finished reading The Naming Song by @jedediahberry.com on Christmas Day, and loved every page. A stunningly beautiful story set in a world as real and lived-in as any Miyazaki film. Absolutely worth the wait after Manual of Detection (but please don’t take that long for the next book, if possible).
December 29, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Finished reading The Naming Song by @jedediahberry.com on Christmas Day, and loved every page. A stunningly beautiful story set in a world as real and lived-in as any Miyazaki film. Absolutely worth the wait after Manual of Detection (but please don’t take that long for the next book, if possible).
Oh cool I didn’t realize your mom was in town
December 27, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Oh cool I didn’t realize your mom was in town
Found a representative of the Q Continuum in my stocking, apparently I have seven years to justify humanity’s existence? Don’t love our odds, honestly.
December 25, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Found a representative of the Q Continuum in my stocking, apparently I have seven years to justify humanity’s existence? Don’t love our odds, honestly.
Snow! Not sticking, but snow!
November 19, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Snow! Not sticking, but snow!
If you see this, post a concert picture you took.
Los Campesinos! in SF, back in… 2018ish?
Los Campesinos! in SF, back in… 2018ish?
November 11, 2024 at 7:50 AM
If you see this, post a concert picture you took.
Los Campesinos! in SF, back in… 2018ish?
Los Campesinos! in SF, back in… 2018ish?
When I get a reply I don’t like
October 30, 2024 at 11:51 AM
When I get a reply I don’t like