“but what about quarters meltdown at the end?? he clearly states that he’s lived for years!!!”

simple: he’s lying.

it’s already been established that quarter reads the encyclopaedia for fun, so maybe he read it so many times in such a short span that he gained all the knowledge that a regular-

I’ll just kick it off the bat by saying it has some VERY stretched and unintentional ties to the II s2 finale.

first off: halfway through the video, penny interrupts quarter by asking how he knows all this stuff anyways, to which this following clip plays right afterwards.

GCaM 1: Patchwork