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A Long Bar of Expensive Soap
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Leaves your hands smelling like bamboo for fifteen minutes

He/they. Far enough into my 30's that I don't want to talk about it right now.

Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine. Stop being so shitty to other people.
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Oh shit oh no oh no no no
An alert that appeared on my lockscreen. The number is hidden, but the alert says that Dracula replied to me. It's cut off before it gives any context.
October 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Little guys alert: baby peacock edition
A peahen and her four tiny babies cross a road A peahen and her four tiny babies cross a road A peahen and her four tiny babies beside a tree A peahen and her four tiny babies beside a tree
August 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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See you, garbage cowboys
Two young raccoons, trying their best to hide in a tree as I take pictures of them.
August 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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They saw me.
A raccoon in a fig tree, looking right at the camera A parent raccoon (I assume) stands on a fence with their babies behind them. They are partially obscured by fig leaves. A raccoon escapes from the fence to a tree on the other side.
August 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Oh no they're here for the figs
A pohot of a fig tree. There is a racoon sneaking around in it, but the photo isn't so great and you can only see it's little butt and tail.
August 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Hey Marianne, I know we're all stressed right now but that's a bit out of pocket
A screenshot of some dialogue from Fire Emblem three houses. Leonie: "I will have my revenge, whatever it takes. On that, I will never budge." Marianne: "Leonie... You will have what you seek."
June 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Her vibes stuck so bad, she rules
A screenshot of some dialogue from Lysithea von Ordelia in Fire Emblem three houses. She is saying "How scandalous. I, for one, plan to simply behold the pure essence of dance."
June 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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The three people who followed me for fire emblem content know how I feel.
Amelia from Fire Emblem Sacred Stones. It's her standard portrait of her just looking happy to be here.
June 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I saw this and now I want to do it
A black and white picture of a guitar with text reading 1 like equals one favourite album
June 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I mean
Severa and Cynthia talking again. Severa challenged Cynthia, and now Cynthia is saying "Name your terms, villain! !I'll outrun you, outfence you, or even outEAT you!" The same picture again, but Severa has a cocky look on her face. In this context it could be taken as a flirty look. She is saying "I'm sure you could win the eating contest easily..." Cynthia looks frustrated.
June 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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I can't believe that no one I follow was talking about these two and I had to get hit with them like a goddam firehose of good content
Severa and Cynthia from Fire Emblem Awakening are talking. Severa presumably walked into the room as Cynthia was running some new entrance lines. She is saying "Cry justice into the dark of night, and it will echo back, "Cynthia!"" The same picture, but now Severa is saying "I should keep walking before someone sees us and gets the wrong idea."
June 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Hapi's great but I think we have to admit this was a weird energy to suddenly change to.
A screenshot of the middle of a conversation between Hapi and Byleth, presented like a script. It starts with Hapi speaking: Hapi: You seem like one of those people who blends in. I could see you just about anywhere and think, "Oh, that's person's here. Makes sense." Byleth: Um. Thanks? Hapi: I wasn't paying you some sort of compliment. To me, it doesn't matter whether or not you believe in the goddess.
June 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Today I sent an email to every employee at every level in six different ministries and I forgot my photo in Outlook is currently this
A still from the movie Princess Mononoke that has been edited. San looks out from the forest, but instead of a wolf beside her it's Snoopy. He's as tall as her and appears angry.
May 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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A neon sign in a bar. It says Keep Victoria Boring. There are other dive bar decorations but they aren't worth talking about as this place is a chain dive bar. Please don't research my location.
May 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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No one told me how great they are together. Or maybe someone did and I forgot.
Cynthia, from Fire Emblem: Awakening, is practicing her heroic catchphrases. She's in a room by herself saying "Get busy dying, or get busy dying MORE!" Severa walks in on Cynthia. She is saying "Oh gods. Nerd alert."
May 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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FROG BOWL
A picture of a bowl with art of a frog at the bottom. The frog is reading a book and drinking what is presumably tea. They are sitting in a comfy looking chair. There is a plant arching over them.
May 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Oh no, oh no
A chart of attributes that gives me high marks for stupid and horny, mid-level marks for baby and clown, and low marks for cursed and feral. That part is good.
May 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Okay I saw everyone else doing this so now I want to join. Outside of FE, I'd also do star trek tng, DS9, and voyager.
A... Fandom questionnaire thing? I'm not sure how else to describe it. There are two categories, Ship It and Don't Ship It. Both have three sub questions. Ship it includes what made you ship it, what are your favourite things about the ship, and what is your unpopular opinion about it. Don't ship it has the sub questions why don't you ship it, what would have made you like it, and if you have anything positive to say about it.
April 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Playing a Charles Mingus tribute in an hour!
A picture from behind a drum kit looking out to an empty room
April 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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One lad isolated by leadership and the other who wants only to help him through physical combat despite the first one's reluctance. Classic historical close friends.
An in-game portrait of Chrom from Fire Emblem Awakening An in-game portrait of Vaike from Fire Emblem Awakening
April 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Two scenery shots in one day cause I live in a good place
There are trees in the bottom half of the photo, as well as a house hiding out behind them, then an evening sky in the top half.
April 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Man, my parents have a solid view on their street
A picture of a street. The sky is very blue and the trees all have cherry blossoms blooming.
April 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I don't know if I have any beer nerd followers but:
A 650ml bottle of The Dissident, a Belgian Bruno from Deschutes Brewing. The bottle is from 2014. The label shows three crows sitting on a wire though we only see two in this picture. A fourth crow flies away. The words The Dissident 2014 Reserve are between the crows.
March 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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A rainbow in an otherwise grey sky. At the bottom of the frame we see some trees and houses, while at the top we see the frame of the window I took the picture through.
March 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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A screenshot from Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes. Hapi says to Shez "Too much stuff is happening and all of it is annoying."
March 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM