ExoticApple
@exoticapple.bsky.social
Mainly a tiny guy (sometimes an arrogant goat CEO)
25 | M | Gay | Macrophiliac | 🏴 | NSFW 18+
25 | M | Gay | Macrophiliac | 🏴 | NSFW 18+
Am I being trolled by a LinkedIn advert?
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Am I being trolled by a LinkedIn advert?
What in the AI generated verification dystopian dead internet fuckery is this?
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
What in the AI generated verification dystopian dead internet fuckery is this?
Sorry but my car has a better colour
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Sorry but my car has a better colour
Took my nice warm slipper sock off especially for you
October 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Took my nice warm slipper sock off especially for you
Oh like this you mean
October 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Oh like this you mean
Not dirty but you've shown me plenty of yours...
October 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Not dirty but you've shown me plenty of yours...
I hate to break it to you
October 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I hate to break it to you
So I did some science and based on this paper and if you were wearing a German combat boot designed for hot environments the temperature in the boot would actually only be 34.2C (93.6F), however the humidity would be 86.5%, giving a heat index of 57.2C (134.8F).
www.academia.edu/download/309...
www.academia.edu/download/309...
July 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
So I did some science and based on this paper and if you were wearing a German combat boot designed for hot environments the temperature in the boot would actually only be 34.2C (93.6F), however the humidity would be 86.5%, giving a heat index of 57.2C (134.8F).
www.academia.edu/download/309...
www.academia.edu/download/309...
Should've just posted this tbh
July 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Should've just posted this tbh
Hey look, I can see myself in this picture :3
(Might take me all night to lick all of your big toe though...)
(Might take me all night to lick all of your big toe though...)
July 29, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Hey look, I can see myself in this picture :3
(Might take me all night to lick all of your big toe though...)
(Might take me all night to lick all of your big toe though...)
It's so strange having an active FA account. I've lurked there for 8+ years and now I'm suddenly a part of it...
(this originally said 6+ but I just found an account I created in December 2016 lol)
WHY did I leave it so long?
(this originally said 6+ but I just found an account I created in December 2016 lol)
WHY did I leave it so long?
July 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It's so strange having an active FA account. I've lurked there for 8+ years and now I'm suddenly a part of it...
(this originally said 6+ but I just found an account I created in December 2016 lol)
WHY did I leave it so long?
(this originally said 6+ but I just found an account I created in December 2016 lol)
WHY did I leave it so long?
And every flight (although only up to a 3 minute kiss)
July 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
And every flight (although only up to a 3 minute kiss)
"Hey, you're gonna grow me back, right? Guys?!"
Art by the lovely @solacelunis.bsky.social
#macrofurry #sizesky
Art by the lovely @solacelunis.bsky.social
#macrofurry #sizesky
July 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
"Hey, you're gonna grow me back, right? Guys?!"
Art by the lovely @solacelunis.bsky.social
#macrofurry #sizesky
Art by the lovely @solacelunis.bsky.social
#macrofurry #sizesky
Well, I suppose now I have art...
July 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Well, I suppose now I have art...
*breaks out my personal supply of Greggs in joint celebration*
July 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
*breaks out my personal supply of Greggs in joint celebration*
"Kiss them and I might give you a job."
Amazing first commission of my privileged bully boss goat Tux done by @mofuguys.bsky.social!
Amazing first commission of my privileged bully boss goat Tux done by @mofuguys.bsky.social!
July 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"Kiss them and I might give you a job."
Amazing first commission of my privileged bully boss goat Tux done by @mofuguys.bsky.social!
Amazing first commission of my privileged bully boss goat Tux done by @mofuguys.bsky.social!
It's because I'm really into hiking, OKAY?!
July 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It's because I'm really into hiking, OKAY?!
I blame @spicybirdboi.bird.gay for this -_-
July 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I blame @spicybirdboi.bird.gay for this -_-
I wonder what he's thinking about...
July 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I wonder what he's thinking about...
(this was in another tab)
July 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
(this was in another tab)