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A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.
Part 1 🧵
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PANEL 1 Alfredo's sat at a soda bar with Jack being his bartender. JACK: Looks like someone’s had a long day. AL: And how! PANEL 2 JACK: In that case, how about a nice, refreshing whiskey highball? AL: Whiskey? The real deal? JACK: Nothing but the best for my most loyal customer! PANEL 3A AL: Very well. Make it a double. PANEL 3B INSPECTOR DILLON: Excuse me… PANEL 4A INSPECTOR DILLON: What are you going to buy with that money, sir? PANEL 4B Alfredo notices 15c sandwiches on the menu. PANEL 5 AL: Sandwiches. INSPECTOR DILLON: Two dollars’ worth of sandwiches? AL: That’s right. I’m hungry. PANEL 6A JACK: This here’s old “Sandwich Slugger” Al - always eats at least a dozen of things! What a card, am I right? PANEL 6B Jack turns to Al with a darkened expression. JACK: Are you out of your mind?! There’s no way you can- AL: Keep ‘em coming, barkeep. Following panels feature Al demolishing a tower of sandwiches, until one last bite remains. PANEL 9 AL: …I think this will hold me until supper. With that, Al faints and falls on the ground with a thud. PANEL 11 JACK: Al, you idiot! You know processed meat gives you indigestion! Why’d you do it, Al? Don’t leave me. Not like this! PANEL 12 INSPECTOR DILLON (OFF PANEL): Ahem. PANEL 13 INSPECTOR DILLON: As much as we’re impressed - and slightly horrified - by your clientele’s appetite, we do have a search to conduct. INSPECTOR BYRD: Well, I’ll be! Canadian whiskey! The boss is gonna love this. PANEL 14 Shot of Jack, handcuffed in a police car. In the background Al is being hauled away by the ambulance.
January 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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