Dylan "ExoByte" Mayo
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Dylan "ExoByte" Mayo
@exobyte.bsky.social
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Game Designer and Virtual Economist. GM of
www.wyffcast.com
Also Principal Game Designer at The Pokémon Company, int, not an official Pokétweeter. He/His
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A few years ago today I took one of my favorite pictures of my cat Pru, as she warped into space.
A cat being held with its tongue out moving its head so fast is a blur. Everything else in the image is normal.
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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The giant skeleton from Kubo & the 2 strings at the Laika exhibit. It's so tall!
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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MegaMan battle network dialog box showing a very old-looking man saying "I'm 30 years old"
October 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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A crab from a 90s Honda? Commercial that liked to pinch
October 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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New phone, new Prudencia portrait.
A pretty mostly black cat. She wears white gloves so she does not leave fingerprints, and has a white (presumably stolen) pendant marking.
October 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Sideshow Bob's "die Bart die" tattoo, subtitled to swap in "Angus"
October 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Seal (the singer)
October 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Storyboards Inside story boards Art card
September 19, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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I got the cool Blu-ray box of Eizouken!

@dennou319.bsky.social
The outer box The Blu-ray The "incredible world" patch Production note book
September 19, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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80sish era news screen w/ Chyron Diana Batey Doesn't like idea
September 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Sam potatoes meme, but potaties
August 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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meme from Pee-Wee's big adventure of 'the stars at night are big and bright' there are typos in the meme text for some reason.
August 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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It's all mandibles? Always has been
August 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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If you see this, post a bad woman you love
Hexadecimal from ReBoot making an imposing gesture
August 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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If you see this, quote this post with a title screen that's iconic to you

I watched this full intro every time I booted the game
The end of the Banjo-Kazooie intro
August 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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August 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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YES YES WHYYYY
My 4 year old Facebook post wondering why LeVar didn't just leave the damn show
July 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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CABYBARA!
An "only connect" missing vowels clue with topic "obsolete occupations" and the clue CPB RR
July 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I mean we have this for a reason
Clickhole article with the headline "heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point"
July 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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An article with the headline: Galaxy Nexus: Android Ice Cream Sandwich guinea pig
July 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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A TTRPG drying setting book called "the wandering tavern"
July 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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The website confirms that's the date it happened still, which is amazing.
Screenshot of the event calendar for the arena , circa Oct 2018
July 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Gilbert Gottfried recreating my favorite 200m scene from Can I Have An Egg Salad Sandwich
Gilbert shooting the gun used in the classic film Can I Have An Egg Salad Sandwich.
June 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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dentist waiting room me: chanting: teeth teeth other patients: teeth, TEETH secretary: pounding her clipboard: TEETH, TEETH, TEETH! from @lebeargirdle on twitter
June 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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This one still gets me every time
An meme of "Big Lawrence" the frog but with Teethy Mark's catchphrase "to the toothpaste factory!"
June 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM