Einstien Bagel Shop in the student center currently grabbing my meal plan by the balls and I’m here for it

I am weak, my head hurts and my limbs are noodles. How could this have happened? I had one entire sandwich and coffee at 9 in the morning

A few years back in high school I created the kiwi kiwi coaster and my mental state only goes up when I look at him

There’s a point when when balding that you just have small hair

Natural selection cooked when the gibbon was made, no other animal has arms that are the same length as the rest of its body