ExitTheWizard
exitthewizard.bsky.social
ExitTheWizard
@exitthewizard.bsky.social
Livin' the dream in Iowa. HBTFD?!?!
January 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Hearing from a source that @stevengodfrey.bsky.social does not, in fact, hate my team. More at 11.
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and @hollyanderson.bsky.social mentioned Firefly vodka today and I was instantly transported to Sebring, FL during the 12hr race. I threw up a little.
October 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hank.
September 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
@sickoscommittee.org who is in charge of keeping up with all the motorsports this weekend? The quad box is going to get a workout.
September 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Ok. Well. This is the game we're playing. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
September 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Without curb feelers, no less.
August 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Joe Jackson for KSU is really stepping out. Telling everyone he's the man. Give him the ball one more time and look sharp. This game is for real men.
August 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
@sickoscommittee.org is this one big tooth or?
August 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Today in birds with teeth. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
June 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social late to the party but I'm always riding with Dale
February 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Reckon Henry kicked his last flip @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
November 30, 2023 at 2:01 AM
USAFA vs Penn State. Right now.
October 29, 2023 at 5:10 AM
We Are the Boys ™
October 28, 2023 at 10:46 PM
Seb teaching the F1 paddock about bees is probably the most wholesome television I've seen in years.
September 24, 2023 at 4:21 AM
The year is 2011. You've seen some things, but you still have hope. College football stadiums are cluelessly playing Pumped Up Kicks.

Alabama and Ole Miss go to half 7-6.
September 23, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Got it legit. Let's go
September 17, 2023 at 6:10 AM
Everyone knows you don't go full Burfect. Asshole
September 17, 2023 at 6:07 AM
Dickhead
September 17, 2023 at 6:01 AM
Christ on a cracker. Fuck me
September 17, 2023 at 5:50 AM
Well. Let's be honest. I was way over my skis.
September 17, 2023 at 5:47 AM
We been here!!! Yes, I lost a fight with an iron. @homefield.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
September 17, 2023 at 5:36 AM
Mertz out here next week like
September 17, 2023 at 2:11 AM
Put the rain tires on, NASCAR. Don't tell me Bristol's banking is the problem.
September 17, 2023 at 12:09 AM