Dan
@exiledinlondon.bsky.social
A Scot in voluntary exile who has found that London is no St Helena. Held hostage to the whims of a beautiful, but wilful and stubborn cocker spaniel.
Pronouns: He/Him/His
Pronouns: He/Him/His
Would it be crass to comment that Archie’s hand gesture could be construed as willing the scriptwriters to hurry up with his immolation scene?
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Would it be crass to comment that Archie’s hand gesture could be construed as willing the scriptwriters to hurry up with his immolation scene?
Zoe is clearly wondering why she had to wait until 2002 to set the church on fire and 2005 to blow up Home Farm when the village hall was the perfect opportunity to set her on her fire starter path that very evening.
November 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Zoe is clearly wondering why she had to wait until 2002 to set the church on fire and 2005 to blow up Home Farm when the village hall was the perfect opportunity to set her on her fire starter path that very evening.
Elsa looks like she’s been spiked with Diazepam
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Elsa looks like she’s been spiked with Diazepam
No! How did I miss this?!
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
No! How did I miss this?!
The audience reactions are priceless.
Am I correct in thinking that you may have posted about this before? 😏
Am I correct in thinking that you may have posted about this before? 😏
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The audience reactions are priceless.
Am I correct in thinking that you may have posted about this before? 😏
Am I correct in thinking that you may have posted about this before? 😏
Due the current dystopian hellscape in which we live, my view on this is very much ‘whenever you damn well want’
And this extends to ‘If you don’t want to have one, then I will not judge you either’
And this extends to ‘If you don’t want to have one, then I will not judge you either’
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Due the current dystopian hellscape in which we live, my view on this is very much ‘whenever you damn well want’
And this extends to ‘If you don’t want to have one, then I will not judge you either’
And this extends to ‘If you don’t want to have one, then I will not judge you either’
This sequence was worth it for Claire King corpsing on camera if nothing else.
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This sequence was worth it for Claire King corpsing on camera if nothing else.
I do miss Lady Tara
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I do miss Lady Tara
Oh wow! Exciting.
Have you managed to get the work done that you wanted to?
Have you managed to get the work done that you wanted to?
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Oh wow! Exciting.
Have you managed to get the work done that you wanted to?
Have you managed to get the work done that you wanted to?
*wine held separately 😜
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
*wine held separately 😜
The S&V version is *so* good.
November 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The S&V version is *so* good.
That sounds really lovely 🥰
November 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
That sounds really lovely 🥰
What have you got planned?
November 1, 2025 at 11:41 AM
What have you got planned?
‘Fictitious’
We all know that this is an actual thing. And everybody judges how everyone else looks.
Let me share an exchange from my cousin’s wedding
My mother: ‘Well you can’t polish a turd’
Me: ‘No, but apparently you can roll it in sequins and glitter’
We were talking about the bride 🫣
We all know that this is an actual thing. And everybody judges how everyone else looks.
Let me share an exchange from my cousin’s wedding
My mother: ‘Well you can’t polish a turd’
Me: ‘No, but apparently you can roll it in sequins and glitter’
We were talking about the bride 🫣
October 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
‘Fictitious’
We all know that this is an actual thing. And everybody judges how everyone else looks.
Let me share an exchange from my cousin’s wedding
My mother: ‘Well you can’t polish a turd’
Me: ‘No, but apparently you can roll it in sequins and glitter’
We were talking about the bride 🫣
We all know that this is an actual thing. And everybody judges how everyone else looks.
Let me share an exchange from my cousin’s wedding
My mother: ‘Well you can’t polish a turd’
Me: ‘No, but apparently you can roll it in sequins and glitter’
We were talking about the bride 🫣
I said the same. Right at the start where he waked to see his fingernails because he’d been hanging on from them for a while, I asked what the issue was. And the same with the final challenge.
Appreciate it may have been the edit but it was certainly cut to look like he had a problem with him.
Appreciate it may have been the edit but it was certainly cut to look like he had a problem with him.
October 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I said the same. Right at the start where he waked to see his fingernails because he’d been hanging on from them for a while, I asked what the issue was. And the same with the final challenge.
Appreciate it may have been the edit but it was certainly cut to look like he had a problem with him.
Appreciate it may have been the edit but it was certainly cut to look like he had a problem with him.
I think your halo might be slipping.
October 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I think your halo might be slipping.
Not for the first time.
But I thought your motto was the same as the Windmill in Soho ‘We never close’ 😉
But I thought your motto was the same as the Windmill in Soho ‘We never close’ 😉
October 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Not for the first time.
But I thought your motto was the same as the Windmill in Soho ‘We never close’ 😉
But I thought your motto was the same as the Windmill in Soho ‘We never close’ 😉
Wishful thinking, projecting, or talking about yourself? 👀
October 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Wishful thinking, projecting, or talking about yourself? 👀
Omeprazole is your friend. One tablet per day and I’ve not had any issues for years.
October 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Omeprazole is your friend. One tablet per day and I’ve not had any issues for years.
Not the only package out for delivery at an ungodly hour, it would seem
October 12, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Not the only package out for delivery at an ungodly hour, it would seem