Calm down Paddington!

Ive been thinking about giving wild swimming a go but now you put it like that, wild swimming sounds like angry swimming!

Uninstalled that app a while back. Was tempted back for updates on my local footy team. Within days was swamped in a sea of right wing bullshit that had my anxiety through the roof. Uninstalled and deleted account for good now!

That punchline...👏👏👏

Done. Can we have this applied retrospectively? 🤔😄

It was this kind of day for me...

Have a guess why he plays golf so much? Yup, to get out the house and away from you...

They already park where the fuck they like so why the fuck not!?

That sounds like a win...

Now you mention it, these things never melted in your hands!

It went as far as opening the cupboard to discover we'd ran out of porridge!

Right. I'm trying water and salt in the morning and if it's shite I'll be back to bollock you all...

Rather my timeline full of your work than all the bile and piss found elsewhere...