𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐒( CLEANER!AU)
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“Marking my territory, duh!”

Taking his hand, Jabber squished Zanka’s cheeks together, laughing to himself at the look that he got, and damn, he knew that Zanka is handsome— damn near beautiful— but he never knew that he could make such an funny expression.

Slowly, like he’s raking

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December 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
( Jabber didn't answer, instead be gave Zanka's cheeks a bite followed by a lick. )

For that!

( A faux pout replaced the wide grin he's sporting since he crawled into the dimly lit kitchen, rubbing his cheeks against the tassled earings. Winking back )

Dear Zanka don't know that, unfortunately.
December 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Jabber is so orange cat coded. 😭😭😭
December 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
( Giggling way too loud for anyone's own good. Opened one of his arm that's clinging to Zanka's to welcome and coax Finch into the mix and jump. If he hurt his back and head from the fall, that's even better )

Caught you!~

( Jabber laughed again, wrapping his legs around Zanka's middle )
December 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
( Slowly looks up from Zanka's face to the top of the fridge, grinning widely like he's been given permission to bite all the while rubbing his cheeks against the poor cleaner )

💭 This ought to be good.

( Tilts his head. Mouthing )

[ J u m p ]
December 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
( Pounced right on Zanka's back as soon as Jabber thought he was distracted enough. Obnoxious giggle )

CAUGHT YOU!~
December 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
( Hiding behind the cabinet, waiting for the right moment to strike.

Target spotted: Zanka Nijiku )
December 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
The sudden change in Jabber’s expression, had him leaning close to Zanka’s face with his eyes wide, the dark ring of purples and pinks seeming brighter than they normally were, a hint of pink mixing in between to soften the dark hues. Jabber grinned, wide— tilting his head just a little so he

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❛ . . . . . . . ❜

⦑ Zanka kept a close eye on his expression, arching a brow with concern.

He was about to say something before falling completely silent, feeling the way Jabber caressed the tassel the dangled on his ear. ⦒

❛ more than enough of a reason. . . . ❜

⦑ He muttered quietly under +
December 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Jabber and Finch should bother Zanka together. And me thinks they'd make a bet! Whoever gets Zanka to blow up fast get's bragging rights. 😭
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
His lashes lowered as he looked at Zanka like he was just another gamble on a night already riddled with bad decisions and alcohol. His smile razor sharp— not friendly. Like something was hidden— a secret only people like Jabber could understand.

He didn't answer, not immediately. He let the

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December 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Oh, shit. This little thing?

( Turning around to look at his jacket, the logo standing in contrast against the purple of his hoodie. Then with a grin, he trotted over to where Zanka was sitting. Leaning on his desk while tucking a dread behind his ear )

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December 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
( Waltzing in like he owned the place, the cleaners logo barely being covered by the hood of his inner jacket. He turned at Zanka with a slight pout )

I'm bored. A place full of strong people and none of them still won't fight me!— Don't stare at me like that.
December 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Bursting through Zanka's room.

"ZANZAN!~"
December 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Close up because I like the way I draw his eyes.
December 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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LET'S GOOOO. CLEANER JABBER EVENT!

Every interaction before this event would not be affected.
December 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Dear Santa,

For Christmas this year I want Zanka.

- JABBER
December 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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REDOING THIS, DIDN'T LOOK THE WAY I WANT IT TO LOOK.
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NOT DONE YET, BUT CLEANER JABBER IS IN THE MAKING. ZANKA, YOU BETTER BE READY FOR THIS GUY.
December 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Jabber kissing Lovely Assistaff to show his appreciation.
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December 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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WAIT, since Mankira isn't really suitable for fighting Trash Beast.... What do we think about healer Jabber???
December 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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NOT DONE YET, BUT CLEANER JABBER IS IN THE MAKING. ZANKA, YOU BETTER BE READY FOR THIS GUY.
December 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Finch-mun here having a Raiders event making me want to do a Cleaner Jabber.
December 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Jabber wiping Zanka's blood with his thumb and pressing it against his own choker and doing the same with Zanka's with a wicked grin.

JABBER ASKING UNHINGED QUESTION THROUGH THE CHOKER TO KEEP ZANKA AWAKE AND HE WILL SING IF ZANKA DOESN'T ANSWER.
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December 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
“Whhhaaaaaaat?— Come on, man! Don’t tease me like that! What’s so good about a guaranteed win?!”

Jabber whined, pouting as he threw his head up, looking up at the vast open sky that curled and danced above his head like a question towards the sun. He started pointing at each cloud that got him

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“ Duh!

First of all, I’m not giving you everything I’ve got. You don’t deserve it… You’ll take what I give you, my way. ”

𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘱, 𝘪𝘤𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘪𝘯. 𝘈 𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥;; ↓
“Hey, hey. You’re as strong as Zanka right? You’ll give me a good beating like he has, right?— I might be a little rusty, you know, I haven't fought like this in SOOOO long. But don't go easy on me now, huh? Give me all you've got!"
December 16, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Slowly, he turned to him, pout evident in the way that he looked, like a kid throwing a tantrum with his dreads covering half of his face. Jabber watched with precision and intent that Zanka’s hand moved to grab his staff.

Slow.

Deliberate.

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⦑ Zanka let go of his arm, the hesitance he once felt faded as fast as it appeared. A decision was being calculated in his mind.

Keeping a sharp eye on his movements, the glimmer of Mankira dancing in his vision, the blood leaking from his bit lip, god he never wanted to admit that Jabber looked +
Jabber lowered his lashes as he looked at Zanka like he was just another mistake half made. Or a mistake waiting to be made. Mankira glimmer with his every movement, every swing of his hands like he’s performing for Zanka to finally let loose and show him what’s been brewing underneath his skin.

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December 16, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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FREEDOM!!!!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 8:21 AM