Happy birthday!

It really is! Im so angry

And it really feels like I'm being punished for his incompetence.

Anyway, i can't take on this piece of work, because i have to cover everything he doesn't do and fix his mistakes, mentor the new staff as we get them and handle all the strategic work.

He's ongoing at this level while I'm acting, so he gets progression and is paid more than me.

Useless colleague can't reconcile payments or the monthly reports despite multiple attempts to teach him and his briefings and advice are regularly incorrect, as are the finances he processes.

He complained about me recently because I was "disrespectful" (nah, bro, I was frustrated)

I feel that.

I know it's unhelpful but it's all I have

I have nothing but the ability to scream wtf.

Australians say lezzo

Mackerel and sardines are so good

My mum's neighbour gave us kilos of seedy, impossibly sour mandarins. I ended up having to juice them and add sugar syrup.

When a chatbot gets something wrong, it’s not because it made an error. It’s because on that roll of the dice, it happened to string together a group of words that, when read by a human, represents something false. But it was working entirely as designed. It was supposed to make a sentence & it did.

I'm so sorry. I hope he's comfortable and that you have support.

Palak tofu is so good

Right? I want a fucking sticker I can use to redeem my free small fries.