Patrick M
@execmalfunctions.bsky.social
Author of "Executive Malfunctions: Snapshots of an ADHD Life" coming out probably never because ADHD.
Buzzfeed ass headline.
December 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Buzzfeed ass headline.
Not Christmas Steve Steve?
December 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Not Christmas Steve Steve?
Gotta be it. Sounds promising?
December 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Gotta be it. Sounds promising?
Streisand Effect don’t fuck around.
December 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Streisand Effect don’t fuck around.
Portal/NIL has made the sport even more top heavy. Not sure what the solution is.
December 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Portal/NIL has made the sport even more top heavy. Not sure what the solution is.
The signs were always there. I mean, he chose BYU over playing in Rose Bowls.
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The signs were always there. I mean, he chose BYU over playing in Rose Bowls.
Almost as horrifying as their views is how straight-up stupid they sound. Like, droolingly unintelligent.
December 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Almost as horrifying as their views is how straight-up stupid they sound. Like, droolingly unintelligent.
I can't tell if they're obeying or taking advantage of the permission structure.
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I can't tell if they're obeying or taking advantage of the permission structure.
"Do you believe in reasonable bedtimes?"
December 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
"Do you believe in reasonable bedtimes?"
It may be *called* that, but it won't be *named* that, because the board does not have the power to change the name.
December 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It may be *called* that, but it won't be *named* that, because the board does not have the power to change the name.
Oh for sure, hard to think of a single great jazz album recorded anywhere BUT Tokyo.
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Oh for sure, hard to think of a single great jazz album recorded anywhere BUT Tokyo.
That's who people are, and don't forget it.
December 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
That's who people are, and don't forget it.
“Informed” by who? The trusted entity suddenly airing softball interviews with extremists? That’s exactly how their shameful views get allowed into civil conversation, i.e. normalized.
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
“Informed” by who? The trusted entity suddenly airing softball interviews with extremists? That’s exactly how their shameful views get allowed into civil conversation, i.e. normalized.
Code name: Olestra.
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Code name: Olestra.
Baghdad Bob over here.
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Baghdad Bob over here.
Muting is the way to go, if only because the Burger King ad might pop up at any time.
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Muting is the way to go, if only because the Burger King ad might pop up at any time.
Hand and hand, or hand to hand.
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hand and hand, or hand to hand.
You gotta hand it to him…
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
You gotta hand it to him…
-comment on eating someone
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
-comment on eating someone
Alex Smith turned out way better than Jameis, who you don't think is a bust.
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Alex Smith turned out way better than Jameis, who you don't think is a bust.
Big improvement over the mushy Jeff Lynne signature snare sound, for one.
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Big improvement over the mushy Jeff Lynne signature snare sound, for one.
“Instead of chopping off the heads of Democrats, Trump should be lowering the price of heads of lettuce.”
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“Instead of chopping off the heads of Democrats, Trump should be lowering the price of heads of lettuce.”