Exechootive
exechootive.bsky.social
Exechootive
@exechootive.bsky.social
Older white guy trying to offset the assholes that look like me and do harm to everyone. Rescuer of dogs. LQBTQIA+ ally and endeavor to be antiracist. The end.
To quote Dr. Venkman, Nice shootin Tex!
September 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Eye don’t know. 🤔
September 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Too late. I already did
September 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I’m not convinced of the comparison. There’s a sentient being inside the body of the guy in that picture.
September 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
So where is the line forming? Asking for a friend and forty more of us.
August 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Spectacle and spectacular share the same root 👍🏽
August 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Oh that reminds me—I was just listening to an old ZZ Top tune, “Mushmouth Shoutin’”
August 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I bought a Midea to replace my Breville Smart Oven Air Fryer Pro, and it’s really good. It doesn’t toast as well as I’d like, but neither did the Breville. It does have a tall profile so measure it it’s going under a cabinet—accounting for “breathing room” for the heat generated behind the oven.
June 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Of course when it happens he’ll lie in state. Just like any other day
June 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I’m nobody important but I wholeheartedly approve this message ❤️
June 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Maybe host the Fox News conference IN a McDonald’s
May 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Also under “Waste of human protoplasm”
May 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
TACO
May 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM