EXCUSE ME Mag
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Exploding like a balm. Stories, art, and angst for the chronically dissatisfied, available in print and .pdf.
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I love Roseland so much. If you'd suggested anyone else, it would be sacrilege.
April 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I love Roseland so much. If you'd suggested anyone else, it would be sacrilege.
Anyone who thinks making movies is easy is an idiot.
February 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Anyone who thinks making movies is easy is an idiot.
I don't understand this and politely disagree.
February 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I don't understand this and politely disagree.
Is he gonna stand on a table again?
February 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Is he gonna stand on a table again?
Hey, what the-- and I thought I was just posting into the void.
February 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Hey, what the-- and I thought I was just posting into the void.
I'm not saying jello molds and trumpets and fruitcakes eat rabbit, but somehow it's related: waiting for the "you" that isn't coming. Have you seen these things? Tell me what you know! Gracias. End/
February 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I'm not saying jello molds and trumpets and fruitcakes eat rabbit, but somehow it's related: waiting for the "you" that isn't coming. Have you seen these things? Tell me what you know! Gracias. End/
"Ho ho," says the farmer, "This must be a magic stump. This rabbit will be delicious." And then every day after that, for the rest of his life, the farmer goes out into the woods, sits on the stump, and waits for more food to appear.
February 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"Ho ho," says the farmer, "This must be a magic stump. This rabbit will be delicious." And then every day after that, for the rest of his life, the farmer goes out into the woods, sits on the stump, and waits for more food to appear.
It seems there was this farmer who went out to hunt for his dinner. He's walking through the woods, &sits down on this stump. He says to himself, "I wish I had something to eat," and at that exact second, a rabbit runs at full-speed out of the woods, bonks its head on the stump, and falls down dead.
February 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It seems there was this farmer who went out to hunt for his dinner. He's walking through the woods, &sits down on this stump. He says to himself, "I wish I had something to eat," and at that exact second, a rabbit runs at full-speed out of the woods, bonks its head on the stump, and falls down dead.
When I got home I did some light research that I only half remember and found out that "still waiting for you" is maybe loosely based on a Japanese folk tale called "The Magic Stump." After I read about the Magic Stump I stopped researching and smiled for a long time. It's really great.
February 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
When I got home I did some light research that I only half remember and found out that "still waiting for you" is maybe loosely based on a Japanese folk tale called "The Magic Stump." After I read about the Magic Stump I stopped researching and smiled for a long time. It's really great.
"STILL WAITING FOR YOU" is the genre (?) when the characters (or personified types of bread or pastry or musical instruments) sit like that. I think I paid $4 for this sad jello mold that's about the size of my thumbnail, and I really liked it, but didn't understand it at all. 2/
February 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"STILL WAITING FOR YOU" is the genre (?) when the characters (or personified types of bread or pastry or musical instruments) sit like that. I think I paid $4 for this sad jello mold that's about the size of my thumbnail, and I really liked it, but didn't understand it at all. 2/