reasonable moderate
@excelexcelsior.bsky.social
any/all pronouns, aged 23
18+ followers only, not nsfw
dm for nsfw alt if you want though
18+ followers only, not nsfw
dm for nsfw alt if you want though
me when i realize i can't trade in my surplus of dead squirrel carcuses i pick up anytime i see them on the road into gamestop
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
me when i realize i can't trade in my surplus of dead squirrel carcuses i pick up anytime i see them on the road into gamestop
Late Night with the Devil (2024)
are people just fucking lying? shit was mid.
are people just fucking lying? shit was mid.
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Late Night with the Devil (2024)
are people just fucking lying? shit was mid.
are people just fucking lying? shit was mid.
Child's Play (1988)
Better than it has any right to be. Like, it's shot surprisingly well.
Better than it has any right to be. Like, it's shot surprisingly well.
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Child's Play (1988)
Better than it has any right to be. Like, it's shot surprisingly well.
Better than it has any right to be. Like, it's shot surprisingly well.
don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 AM
don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't
Martin (1977)
two gender envy movies in a row fuck yeah
two gender envy movies in a row fuck yeah
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Martin (1977)
two gender envy movies in a row fuck yeah
two gender envy movies in a row fuck yeah
Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)
Normal double feature.
Normal double feature.
November 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)
Normal double feature.
Normal double feature.
The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
November 2, 2025 at 6:40 AM
The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Actual fucking perfection.
Actual fucking perfection.
November 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Actual fucking perfection.
Actual fucking perfection.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
movie sucks after walton goggins dies. im not even a goggins stans but it's true.
movie sucks after walton goggins dies. im not even a goggins stans but it's true.
October 31, 2025 at 9:42 AM
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
movie sucks after walton goggins dies. im not even a goggins stans but it's true.
movie sucks after walton goggins dies. im not even a goggins stans but it's true.
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)
Out of order a bit, oops.
Anyways wonderful subversion of the tropes Texas Chainsaw Massacre had spawned.
Out of order a bit, oops.
Anyways wonderful subversion of the tropes Texas Chainsaw Massacre had spawned.
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)
Out of order a bit, oops.
Anyways wonderful subversion of the tropes Texas Chainsaw Massacre had spawned.
Out of order a bit, oops.
Anyways wonderful subversion of the tropes Texas Chainsaw Massacre had spawned.
Cujo (1983)
was half expecting the dog to start doin instant transmission to get to the mom
was half expecting the dog to start doin instant transmission to get to the mom
October 31, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Cujo (1983)
was half expecting the dog to start doin instant transmission to get to the mom
was half expecting the dog to start doin instant transmission to get to the mom
John Dies at the End (2012)
October 31, 2025 at 8:05 AM
John Dies at the End (2012)
Scream (1996)
October 31, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Scream (1996)
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
If it weren't for 3 From Hell this would just flatly be the worst movie I've ever sit through in my entire fucking life.
If it weren't for 3 From Hell this would just flatly be the worst movie I've ever sit through in my entire fucking life.
October 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
If it weren't for 3 From Hell this would just flatly be the worst movie I've ever sit through in my entire fucking life.
If it weren't for 3 From Hell this would just flatly be the worst movie I've ever sit through in my entire fucking life.
The Exorcist (1973)
It is so hard seeing Damien just go:
"Fuck it. Throwing hands with this demon."
It is so hard seeing Damien just go:
"Fuck it. Throwing hands with this demon."
October 20, 2025 at 7:57 AM
The Exorcist (1973)
It is so hard seeing Damien just go:
"Fuck it. Throwing hands with this demon."
It is so hard seeing Damien just go:
"Fuck it. Throwing hands with this demon."
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)
How is this motherfucker a billionaire if he only sells 3 masks?
How is this motherfucker a billionaire if he only sells 3 masks?
October 20, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)
How is this motherfucker a billionaire if he only sells 3 masks?
How is this motherfucker a billionaire if he only sells 3 masks?
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
October 20, 2025 at 7:53 AM
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
The Exorcist, by William Peter Blatty (1971)
"Once the demon is driven out," he asks, "What's to keep it from coming back in?"
"I don't know," Merrin answered, "Yet it never seems to happen. No, no never."
"Once the demon is driven out," he asks, "What's to keep it from coming back in?"
"I don't know," Merrin answered, "Yet it never seems to happen. No, no never."
October 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The Exorcist, by William Peter Blatty (1971)
"Once the demon is driven out," he asks, "What's to keep it from coming back in?"
"I don't know," Merrin answered, "Yet it never seems to happen. No, no never."
"Once the demon is driven out," he asks, "What's to keep it from coming back in?"
"I don't know," Merrin answered, "Yet it never seems to happen. No, no never."
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
A classic. One note though.
Honest to god I can defend the Salma Hayek dance scene. Afaik she wasn't pressured into it or anything, so I mean, fuck it, game respect game. Kinda just seen too many people act like his foot fetish is a moral failing. (1/2)
A classic. One note though.
Honest to god I can defend the Salma Hayek dance scene. Afaik she wasn't pressured into it or anything, so I mean, fuck it, game respect game. Kinda just seen too many people act like his foot fetish is a moral failing. (1/2)
October 14, 2025 at 9:09 AM
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
A classic. One note though.
Honest to god I can defend the Salma Hayek dance scene. Afaik she wasn't pressured into it or anything, so I mean, fuck it, game respect game. Kinda just seen too many people act like his foot fetish is a moral failing. (1/2)
A classic. One note though.
Honest to god I can defend the Salma Hayek dance scene. Afaik she wasn't pressured into it or anything, so I mean, fuck it, game respect game. Kinda just seen too many people act like his foot fetish is a moral failing. (1/2)
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
It is like, actually bizarre seeing a slasher movie like this written as well as this and Freddy's Revenge are. I'm not exactly a fan of the origins of Freddy, but hey, it's a film that treats mentally ill teenagers as people so that's something.
It is like, actually bizarre seeing a slasher movie like this written as well as this and Freddy's Revenge are. I'm not exactly a fan of the origins of Freddy, but hey, it's a film that treats mentally ill teenagers as people so that's something.
October 12, 2025 at 7:52 AM
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
It is like, actually bizarre seeing a slasher movie like this written as well as this and Freddy's Revenge are. I'm not exactly a fan of the origins of Freddy, but hey, it's a film that treats mentally ill teenagers as people so that's something.
It is like, actually bizarre seeing a slasher movie like this written as well as this and Freddy's Revenge are. I'm not exactly a fan of the origins of Freddy, but hey, it's a film that treats mentally ill teenagers as people so that's something.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)
Would it be bold to call this the best slasher of the 80s? I'm right I know it in my heart.
Would it be bold to call this the best slasher of the 80s? I'm right I know it in my heart.
October 12, 2025 at 7:48 AM
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)
Would it be bold to call this the best slasher of the 80s? I'm right I know it in my heart.
Would it be bold to call this the best slasher of the 80s? I'm right I know it in my heart.
Prince of Darkness (1987)
One of my girlfriend's favorite films and my God I see it. Beautiful. Truly beautiful.
One of my girlfriend's favorite films and my God I see it. Beautiful. Truly beautiful.
October 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Prince of Darkness (1987)
One of my girlfriend's favorite films and my God I see it. Beautiful. Truly beautiful.
One of my girlfriend's favorite films and my God I see it. Beautiful. Truly beautiful.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
Just a fun time all around.
Just a fun time all around.
October 12, 2025 at 7:44 AM
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
Just a fun time all around.
Just a fun time all around.