Just Jake
exactlyjake.bsky.social
Just Jake
@exactlyjake.bsky.social
Asst Coach (WFH, unpaid) for the Golden State Warriors, San Diego (err) Los Angeles Chargers, and US Soccer
First? This is Moto 360 erasure
January 7, 2026 at 1:36 AM
No amount of personality of other players can make up for this 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Thanks @sheaserrano.bsky.social for the #GoodMovie totem!

But it hasn’t stopped spinning for the last hour. Should I be concerned?
April 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Saw one of these in real life for the first time. Taped over Tesla logo + anti-Elon sticker
March 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
My favorite thing was the NBA Events app where they promoted unique “activations” as if this was a phrase that most people use
February 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I’m at All Star Saturday and the app is full of corporate speak. No actual human would refer to something as an “activation”
February 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
And let’s not forget the incendiary “terrorist fist jab” </s>
January 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
January 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM